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John Burdette

John burdette is also known as a real talent behind the wheel of a race car. Known as the “real race car driver” he can rock a mullet, cowboy hat and suspenders. Fans in public places are admired by him as are most democrats.
I can win in your b main care because I’m John Burdette.
by The real rv1 January 12, 2023
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John Teacher

The teacher that is loud, likes green, and talks too much about his wife and cats. Full of himself and does his phone while giving us 916247 assignments to complete in 45 minutes. A hypocrite.
"Finish the 916247 assignments in 45 minutes! Or it'll count as homework." John Teacher screeched, in his raspy voice.
by Milkis Official September 29, 2020
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Who tf is John Fisher

the average reaction to give when someone says 'slurping it up like john fisher'
Person 1: bro, im slurping it up like john fisher
Person 2: what???? who tf is john fisher???
by JohnFisherTheGoat July 29, 2025
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John Ryan

Noun

a sentient being who exists outside of the norm because why not coconut.
It's possible that you're reading this because you know me or have a crush on me. Don't be shy; you can DM me on my Facebook or Instagram accounts. My messages are always open and I'm always available. We'll meet up there.
John Ryan is such a cutie no one can resist his charms >///<
by karmaxxx May 17, 2022
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Bug John

Your friend from highscools dad that let's you get drunk at his house but then makes you do manual labor in the morning while hungover.
I got drunk at my friend's house last night but then bug John got us up in the morning to chop firewood.
by Arm Barner November 18, 2021
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john homer

You cannot speak engrish. You do brack magic and are too good at it... wut du hell?
da herro i am the person john homer i can do brack magic and i drink brackish da water
by iamdabrackmagicmaster August 9, 2016
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Long John Silvered

When a girl swings in and lands on your sword as if a pirate attacking from one ship to another.
“Yo, this crazy chick I was with last night Long John Silvered me.”
by RealCfan March 18, 2023
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