Chubby Fingers

If a person has 'chubby fingers' then it is implied that that person is a gossip and can't help but sticking his fingers where they belong, usually making the situation worse. Note; a person with metaphorical chubby fingers does not specifically need to be chubby for the phaser to be valid.

Gary: Oh did you hear Jake was the one who told Alex I was cheating on her?

Pete: No way! That asshole has definatly got Chubby Fingers

by Jason Merry April 25, 2017

Chinese Chode Fingers

When your have Chinese Chode Fingers and your fingers are fucking wider than your fucking Asian ass eyes.

"The Asian had the fucking fatest fingers."
"Chinese Chode Fingers"
"Yeah!"

by SwaggyG420 May 21, 2017

the golden finger

When a guy pees on his finger and inserts it into someones anus or vagina

Lars just got the golden finger!

by raggyftw May 15, 2017

Leg fingers

Used when the word "toe" is forgotten.

"Aw crap I've just banged one of my leg fingers into the door."

by Ayy lemao May 24, 2017

Rollie Fingers

The smell left on your hands by tobacco when rolling a cigarette.

Fuck me lad I've got a severe case of Rollie fingers from this backy

by Gordonthesweaty May 29, 2017

Shoppers fingers

When your fingers are sore and tired after carrying around heavy shopping bags for hours on end.

Kally had shoppers fingers after going to the mall with her mom. Shame!

by Davidsea June 11, 2017

finger dad

when your dad is literally a finger

wow I did not know you had a finger dad

by Crymed June 11, 2017