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Take a number 3

To masturabate, jerkoff, or rub one out. The action of releasing a load of nut juice.
Damn boys it's been fun but it's getting late and I really gotta take a number 3.

A number one is to piss a number 2 is to shit so a number 3 must be....... To bust a nut
by Therealslimanus_cheech-o January 24, 2022
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you found this on reddit, and searched it out of curiosity about the "child abuse" text that pops up.
John: "Hey Bob, search this up, it's funny! *°= 3 = y; use x = 3, and y = 1"
Bob: "wow so funny"
by deepestfried January 25, 2022
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blanket<3

The bestest friend and would never betray you. Also quite cute. You could be bestfriends for ever ngl. Did i mention they're cute? Very shy and insecure
Oh i've been talking with someone very shy. Oh that must be blanket<3
by Pokfan January 26, 2022
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testing, 1, 2, 3

That one line everyone says to test their microphone. The most neutral sentence there is.
Presenter: "Testing, 1, 2, 3."
Audience: *thumbs up*
by woofemasse January 26, 2022
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Mo <3

A beautiful, pretty, nice, kind, wonderful, breath taking, understanding, comforting, loving girl. Who can make anyone fall in love with her with just her pretty smile
Him: "Oh look!- There's Mo!"
Them: "Oh she's so pretty. Pretty Pretty Mo <3"
by _.Platonic_ January 27, 2022
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mikey<3

A very awesome, handsome, and funny guy on Discord. If you have a friend named mikey<3 on Discord. You are lucky as hell!
OH MY GOD! IT'S mikey<3!
by Someone called mikey January 29, 2022
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September 3

The best couple ever got together on this day and will love each other always and forever.
September 3: C+J=❤️♾
by 333lover January 30, 2022
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