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sphinct-o-second

That split second just as you realise something really bad has/is about to happen, your stomach feels like you're falling off the top of a tall building and your sphincter grips up tighter than a Duck's Arse.
1. I was in the office late at night and thought the place was empty, I was just about to start Rounding up the tadpoles when a cleaner walked in! There was a sphinct-o-second moment while I frantically packed my todger away.

2. Sent a sext message saying "I'll be home in 5, lube yourself up!" and as I hit sent, I saw "Received: mother in law" !
sphinct-o-second by ADzski March 7, 2019
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( ͡ ͡o ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡o) 

Some creepy thing to text someone if you like somehing they have
Let me see your cards ( ͡ ͡o ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡o)
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Aidan O'Brien 

Most known for being the JV Lacrosse Captain. He rips Juul all the time(Serious Nicotine Addict). Asked Jade to Prom. Didn't make the Varsity Hockey Team.
Aidan O'Brien by Big Bands April 24, 2019

Ethan O’Brien Syndrome

To be a fucking fatass idiot who loves to suck men off
Hey kid, u have Ethan O’Brien Syndrome

Pierce O 

A person who says “lol” after almost every message and says “why not” after
every question. He also calls people bad and says “your bad” ALOT.
Pierce O by EmeraldMC May 20, 2019

Sam O’Brien 

Sam O’Brien means
Can’t run for shit but he can hit a ball with a stick

Tribe-o-wise 

The ancient wise that was shown by the native American Indians.
The Native Council huddled around and discussed matters of tribe-o-wise, unlike our culture who talk of game systems and park bench.
Tribe-o-wise by Zonal K September 23, 2019