Space Poop

When pooping in a public restroom stall, this is any individual that is also pooping in an adjacent stall, either on the left or right or both. Having one or more Pooping Partners is generally undesired as you are often subjected to your Pooping Partner's loud grunts, snorts, and flatulence as well as having to deal with the smells of your own defecation mingling with theirs.

I hate having pooping partners. Took me 30 to find a bathroom with only one stall.

My pooping partner today almost gassed me out. Couldn't breathe for my entire shit session.

I heard my pooping partner grunt like a dying goat.

by GinMouse September 25, 2019

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angry poops

angry poops are when you shit so hard that the poop comes out covered by blood

ah damn it i had angry poops

by tukata August 03, 2020

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Portal Poop

Portal Poop: When a college athlete enters the transfer portal in hopes of greener pastures, unfortunately, they never get picked up by a new school and they just sit in the transfer portal forever just like a piece of poop, that no one else will touch.

Former Teammate 1: Have you talked to Gabe lately?

Former Teammate 2: No…. Why?

Former Teammate 1: Gabe is pretty bummed out. He’s been sitting in the transfer portal for three months now and he doesn’t have one offer on the table!

Former Teammate 2: Damn! Well….He has that stink on him. He’s officially portal poop now! Ain’t nobody touching his @ss with a ten foot pole.

by MGTOW Black January 14, 2024

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