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James

James may be a name, but it is also a destiny. When a child is named James, his fate is set in stone. The entire world knows that he will have a massive cock. I'm talking huge, ginormous, enormous, gigantic, titanic, monstrous, magnum dong. Every James knows that his dick is bigger than your average Joe. He is a true force of nature and uses his powers for the destruction of men, women, men, and other men.
"Hey dude, why doesn't your dick fit in your jeans?" "My name is James." "Oh, that's why. This makes perfect sense."
by chalkandballs January 24, 2024
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James Notley

He is unusually handsome and has a perfect body and a very large cock which makes girls wet at the site
(Girl) omg look at James Notley ugh I love him already
by Big Bert 1991 September 21, 2016
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James

Oh don't go by him, he's a James.
by Red.butted.grandma May 1, 2022
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Maddy James

the coolest person in the world no joke. Extremely hilarious, won’t give you a hard time and most definitely is the nicest person you’ll ever meet.
Dude she is such a maddy james, she’s got a great personality!
by Beanergang222 October 30, 2019
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Shane James Hales

A famous person known for being a pirate, and sailing all over europe used to describe a good ship helm or a good captain
You're quite the shane james hales!
by anonymous December 11, 2023
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James

the best living thing to ever exist on this planet.
Rally : " Wow, James is one amazing fella. "
Ellie : " I honestly agree. "
by im in a dictionary September 13, 2021
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Wes James lll

Meet Wes James III, a character who embodies a rollercoaster of personality traits. Initially, Wes James III is a kind and funny individual, known for their quick wit and charm. With a smile that could light up a room, they have an uncanny ability to make people laugh and feel at ease in their presence. People are drawn to Wes James III's magnetic personality, always eager to engage in their playful banter and lighthearted humor.

However, there is more to Wes James III than meets the eye. As time goes on, their demeanor begins to shift, revealing a deviant and mischievous side. It's as if their kind and funny nature was just a mask, concealing a darker, more unpredictable personality. Wes James III's jokes take on a twisted edge, leaving people both entertained and slightly unsettled. Their humor becomes unconventional, often straying into the realm of dark comedy, making others wonder what might be going on beneath the surface.

Yet, just when you think you have Wes James III figured out, they take yet another unexpected turn. Their deviant behavior suddenly dissipates, leaving them oddly chilled. It's as if they have found a sense of peace amidst the chaos they created. They become mysteriously calm, maintaining an enigmatic aura that leaves those around them both intrigued and perplexed.
Everyone: Hey, have you seen how chill Wes James lll is?

Everyone else: Yeah, it’s kinda weird!
by yeahthatsnuffsaid February 12, 2024
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