black pudding dick

When you have period sex with a girl without a condom

Girl -“Oh wait I’m on my period, have you got a condom?” Guy - “ Don’t worry I don’t mind black pudding dick”
“Looks like he’s getting black pudding dick tonight”
“I woke up the in the morning and had such bad black pudding dick”

by Brandogotgame January 3, 2021

big black monkey

a scary monkey that is black, can't swim, and fast as fuck

omg that big black monkey stole from me!!!!!!

by KarsCaulk December 1, 2022

black hole belly

The seemingly insatiable hunger arising from the ingestion of magical herbs. When the world is your battle field and the esophagus is your only weapon.

person 1: OMNOMNOMNOM ...fuuuuuuuuck, dude.... OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

person 2: looks like you've got quite the case of black hole belly

by andy_kung_asskicker December 23, 2009

Black Hole Fart

Its when your fart is so grand and so thick that all matter is blown out of proportion and life it self stops to bask in the glory of your ass dust that had created a global effect.

1. Damn, Rickey pulled a Black Hole Fart and I think time skipped a beat

2. After my business meeting I ran to the bathroom and released a Black Hole Fart so grand that the mirror shook and the paint peeled

by Irish stereo type 333 November 13, 2017

Black Ops Ping

The slow reaction time exhibited by someone playing Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Boyfriend and girlfriend on phone.
Girlfriend: "Babe I love you so much. I really want to give you a BJ right now."
Boyfriend: Silence......
Girlfriend: "Babe."
Boyfriend: "Uh... what?"
Girlfriend: "Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: Silence...
Girlfriend: "Babe! Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: "Uh... what?"
Girlfriend: "Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: "Uh... ya."
Girlfriend: "I knew it. You totally have Black Ops Ping right now."

by Keyarsten April 13, 2011

Turkish Black Ball

When someone wraps a rubber band around someone else's nuts and snap the rubberband until their nuts turn black.

Hey Tommy, wanna do Turkish Black Ball?

by Retard Association August 19, 2022

Nike Black Courts

A substitute for black air forces usually worn with a suit while curb stomping.

Jackson: Ayo Ladarius have you heard of them Nike Black Courts?

Ladarius: yeah Dawg I wore a suit with them one time.

Jackson: why a suit?

Ladarius: so I look good curb stomping yah moms.

Jackson: NIGGA WHAT!

by jiggly willy August 29, 2021