Hitchhiker's Dick

When a man's penis curves upward when he gets a boner, similar to the way in which a hitchhiker's thumb curves.

Dude, in this porn I just saw, the guy had to attack from a crazy angle because of his hitchhiker's dick.

by fireblitz January 23, 2011

Hot Dick

The act of casually grazing another persons body, male or female, with your penis. This act usually occurs unintentionally in crowded settings, ex. Movie theatres, stadium seating. Although it can occur intentionally!

“Brandon’s crotch rubbed all over the back of that old lady’s head when he was trying to get to his seat at the game!”

“Yeah, he HOT DICKED her”

by IWannaTalkToSampson December 19, 2019

Rat Dick

Small and insignificant, not worthy of consideration.

Its just a 'Rat Dick' company, unlikely to accomplish anything or pose a threat.

by txtornado99 October 16, 2008

Dick it and Kick it.

To have sex with a girl then dump her.

Joe: "I just want to fuck Sally, not get into a serious relationship with her!" John: "Dick it and Kick it."

by Big B Base God October 14, 2011

Ammar's dick

It's massive wtf???

Hey did you see Ammar's dick?
Yes, it went into my mother so ferociously

by Mr Big Dick Man 69 desu August 24, 2021

giza dick

term derived from an unappealingly pyramid-shaped, tapered penis. now used to label anyone with a major flaw which is only revealed upon sexual contact.

I thought he was hot, but once i got his clothes off i was disappointed to discover that he was a giza dick.

by shocka October 9, 2004

Jon's Dick

Its the ugliest thing ever. It is worse than roadkill. It is like taking a shit and dressing it up as a person

JOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Jon's Dick" is sweaty

by Dick Pulls April 19, 2014