lawn daddy

The best kind of daddy. He takes all the lawns and hoes in town. The lawn daddy is what all the ladies want. He knows how to trim the hedges. And is always good looking.

"I want me a lawn daddy. He knows how take trim my bush just right."
"Damn! He looks so fine."

by DiddydogYrink April 14, 2017

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Daddy Daiiv

Claims to have big dick energy, but actually has a small penis.

Daddy Daiiv was so small his dick fell out of my vagina.

by SMskye July 4, 2020

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The term 'crab daddy' originated from a infamous man named Andy Griffiths who on the occasion likes to get down and dirty with the boys at the office, reason why he is called the 'crab daddy' is because he would give the young boys multiple sti's after bumming them senseless.

Man 1: shit bro your going down on him hard!
Man 2: I know man I am the 'crab daddy'

by mrcurtis123 May 10, 2016

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Ur grand-daddy a fatty

Combined effects of; ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny. Final verdict; when decreed or messaged on Xbox live, God instantly implodes and Armageddon rains down apon Earth.

Matt: “Ur mom gay”
Chang: “ no u”
Matt: “ur dad lesbian”
Chang: *sheds a tear
Matt: “ur granny tranny”
Chang: “I didn’t want to do this, but you leave me with no choice”
Chang: *Angelic chanting* “Ur grand-daddy a fatty”
* God explodes, demonic screeching ensues, meteors rain down*
Matt: “But I’m Bhuddist”
*Bhudda explodes, casing the moon to gravitate towards Earth*

by NobleBCCCXII May 11, 2018

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