by fannypack09 August 14, 2009

The box in the back of the closet filled with the stickiest articles of clothing you've stolen from your friends.
by Sheet Box Guy November 29, 2022

She nasal assaulted me with her bearded funk box. I told her to close her legs because her bearded funk box destroyed my sense of smell.
by Bad Baloo December 21, 2024

An expression used to state the feeling of sadness and indifference that one feels at the end of the night while window shopping at a brothel, bordello, or whore house for a prostitute or hooker.
- "After Mike couldn't get that bombshell blonde in the sack, he left the bar for the red light district and found himself deep in the window box blues."
- "I stayed out until 5 in the morning when the window box blues over took me."
- "I stayed out until 5 in the morning when the window box blues over took me."
by 3s&7s August 17, 2011

Someone who is shaped like a cereal box, wide hips and wide shoulders with skinny neck and legs. This person usually likes to flash others.
by CupcakkeCPR August 4, 2022

by justarandomperson12345 March 27, 2024

“So, sir… What will it be? Would you like the mahogany casket with inlaid…
FUCK that. He was a joke. Just put him in a Bowman Box, and float him down the river.”
FUCK that. He was a joke. Just put him in a Bowman Box, and float him down the river.”
by A. Davis Rules April 11, 2025
