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Time Heals All Wounds But Time Leaves the Nastiest Scars

Time is able to heal everything but there is always a reminder of the pain suffered. Also a bar. From me.
Time heals all wounds but time leaves the nastiest scars
by King panter April 21, 2022
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Time for you to get a watch

Asshole thing to say to someone when they ask for the time
Person 1: Hey bro, what time is it?
Person 2: Time for you to get a watch!
Person 1: Fuck off
by Guron April 17, 2017
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You know what time it is.

Prison slang meaning you shouldn't need any explanation about the results of what you did. Whatever you did or do, it's going to get you beat the fuck up.
You stole from everyone, you snitch to the cops. Punk bitch, you know what time it is.

If you ever cross me, you know what time it is.

If you disrespect my mom, you know what time it is.
If you don't pay your taxes, you know what time it is.
by Drpenispopper February 18, 2019
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Fat kid snack time

the time in which a portion of food and/or drink or a light treat, esp. one eaten between regular meals takes place. Fat kid snacks include but are not limited to pop-tarts, cinnamon toast crunch and cheese-its. May be used by fat and skinny people alike.
I'm about to eat seven bowls of count chocula, it's fat kid snack time.
by kpppp April 12, 2007
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too much free time

A phrase used by a simple-minded person to demean the creativity, efforts, interests and achievements of another because they do not specifically relate to said simple-minded person's interests. While it is sometimes used when refering to a genuine waste of time, generally its usage pertains to interests that are very much a legitimate way to spend time. There is nothing wrong with having hobbies, even if they aren't mainstream.

Note that this definition is not in reference or response to the previous definition.
Person1: Hey, can you read my short story and tell me what you think of it?

Person2: You spend hours doing something you enjoy doing that requires talent and creativity for the purpose of entertaining yourself and others as well as developing skills that could prove useful outside of said activity? You have too much free time on your hands! I'm gonna go smoke some weed and watch TV.


The reason for all art and culture's existence is humanity having too much free time on its hands.
by Chintz October 29, 2004
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two timing skunk bastard

Someone who deserts their friends for slurry bitches
by danimal crush cup April 26, 2010
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but that's another story for another time

A cool, fancy way of saying, "I could tell you about this, but I won't because it's not really that related to what I'm telling you about now." Used quite often in the book, "The Neverending Story", and also in the movies based off of it and the cartoon series based off of the movies. It's basically one of those phrases that everyone yearns to find a good opportunity to say, like "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you", or "I'll be back...WITH WEAPONS!"
Once upon a time there was a thirteen-year-old who was bored so she decided to write a definition of "but that's another story for another time" on urbandictionary.com. After that she went on to do something completely different, with nothing to do in any way, shape, or form with urbandictionary.com...but that's another story for another time.
by lollylollylollyPOP!!! March 21, 2007
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