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Corn nut challenge

You and a buddy each have to individually swallow two bags of corn nuts whole without chewing the corn nuts. The turd that looks most like corn on the cob wins.
I challenged premo to a corn nut challenge , that dude shit out a Perfect cob!
by Throckmorton619 January 10, 2021
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post-nut conservative

A person promoting anti-LGBT messages after nutting to LGBT porn
Ew, a post-nut conservative in shemale thread
by Kamil118 February 23, 2021
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above my nuts

it means to be up and doing something with yourself and not just sitting on ur ass and doing nothing when you have a goal to reach. when you're sitting, your nuts are on the same level as your lap instead of hanging underneath you. when your up, you're above your nuts.
Eugene: "she like me cause i'm above my nuts. never on my ass"
by rippeep March 28, 2021
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Hum on my nuts

the perfect response when someone disagrees with you but you really couldn’t care less
you can hum on my nuts
by dicksnmuffins March 31, 2021
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Post Nut amnesia

When you nut so hard that you forget what you were doing before, you forget that there was a time before you nutted.
Holy shit that post nut amnesia hits different.
by Polarisation June 19, 2023
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Scuff Ya Nuts

When you scuff, scrape or similarly injure your nutsack(Testicles} generally leaving a torn up, bloody mess. Sometimes a ball may become dislocated and subsequently swell to a gigantic size(Swelling similar to Elephantitis). It can glow a bright-red colour in worst case scenario's and may require amputation. If left untreated and sexually active the affected partner could Scuff Ya Cunt.
"FFFFFFFFFUCK that hurt."
"You poor cunt, you scuffed ya nuts."
*meanwhile in hospital the next day*
"I'm sorry sir we'l need to amputate your manhood."
"Alright, but can you keep them in a jar for me."
by mmm, Scuff me Baby October 30, 2004
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