post lunch syndrome

Parody of Pms. A condition where one is sleepy after a meal, normally not a problem at home where you can sleep. However this condition is a danger at school or at work. Under this condition, a person feels tired, not able to think too clearly, and wants to sleep on the spot.

post lunch syndrome

After lunch

Student comes to class tired, walks over to desk and sits down. Soon after the teachers starts class the student falls asleep.

Student: ZZzzzZZZ *snore*
Teacher: "Wake up!" *hits desk with a yardstick* *Student wakes up startled and abruptly.* "Are you having post lunch syndrome?"

by Jonrod January 26, 2009

D-Mad Syndrome

A syndrome that causes one to think they are better than the world. They boast their accomplishments, but fail to mention their earth shattering flaws and failures.

That kid really isn't all he says he is. He has a serious case of D-Mad syndrome.

by Truth2717281 June 3, 2011

Last Fry Syndrome

Also known as "LFS."

The medical condition which takes place immediately as you consume your last fast food french fry, which involves the instantaneous feeling of digestive failure as you place the last fry in your mouth.

Hungry friend: "Man, are you done with those fries??"

Fry Eater: "Yeah man, I just ate the las -- oh no...I'm getting some serious LFS!!!"

Hungry friend: "Dang, you got Last Fry Syndrome!"

by PJoBro December 8, 2009

Dick Clark Syndrome

When somebody looks the same as they did 20+ years ago.

I saw a lot of people at my Class reunion, but only a few had "Dick Clark Syndrome".

by Bush Donkey September 24, 2011

Under-bun Syndrome

The phenomenon where the bottom bun of a burger mysteriously disappears faster than the top bun. The eater's thumbs are precariously placed on a postage-stamp sized "under-bun", while the top bun is still the same size as the burger.

Your thumbs are covered with ketchup because you've got a bad case of under-bun syndrome.

by ivegothookworms July 4, 2010

Oil Barrel Syndrome

This is a psychological condition that results from playing too many video games.
It consists of an instinctive desire to shoot at any barrel or container that might have liquid in it, in the expectation that it will cause a magnificent explosion.

Dude, sounds like you've got Oil Barrel Syndrome

by Crazy Tosh May 10, 2011

Used Toy Syndrome

When your ex-significant other suddenly becomes desirable again once somebody else starts hooking up with them. Similar to a child getting angry when someone else plays with their old, used toys.

Also abbreviated as UTS.

Guy that is experiencing the diabolical irony of Used Toy Syndrome: "Dude, I know I'm the one that broke up with her and all but I think I'm getting mad UTS now that that bro over there is talking her up."

by lindorchocolates September 11, 2011