God’s Paintbrush

A cleaning method for post-coitus cleansing of one’s phallus, outlined below:

When a man finishes inside someone, he:
1) Pulls his soggy, cummy, dick out
2) Dips his dick in some soapy water
3) Rapidly smacks his dick across the person’s face and/or leg to clean it off
4) Finishes with a nice little giggle

The act is an homage to when the legendary Bob Ross would clean his paint brush and rapidly smack it across a pole with a heartfelt chuckle each time.

Dipped my dick in the gal’s sienna red with my titanium white, so I did the God’s Paintbrush on her to get it nice and clean again hehe

by insemiN8 February 16, 2025

God Rolled Quarantine

When most people are having a terrible time during the Quarantine, but you are having a great time.

I know a lot of people are dying right now or getting sick from the virus, but I have had a God Rolled Quarantine, I asked my crush out and she said yes!

by TheRedBlade99 June 24, 2020

God Promise

Words used alongside a promise to do something - breaking such a promise would draw the wrath of the whole pantheon of 2000 gods from all religions down on you.

Hey mate, can you take out the garbage on your way out?

I'm very sorry mate, I need to get to the Doctor in 10 minutes, but I'll definitely take it out the next 3 times, God Promise.

by Atooooool June 1, 2023

God of Seven

The god of being seven, and being handsome gay

Hello, that's god of seven

by cornman February 15, 2023

Vivaswag God

The alpha male, ripped to the bones w a whale dick.

Harsh tries too hard to be a vivaswag God, tell him to calm his tits.

by VivaswatJha November 22, 2021

Double Anvil God

When the anvil god (www.transformice.com) on Map 62 or it's nightmode counterpart spawns itself again, randomly. (Sometimes due to lag.)

Mouse 1: Double.
Mouse 2: OH SHIT
Mouse 3: DOUBLE ANVIL GOD ALL ACROSS THE SKY

by Harumagedon December 18, 2010

Sex God

A melanated man with the title of VVS who has the mind & jewels of SOURCE in the flesh

You lust for me girl admit it
Up all night praying I hit it
Lately you’ve been a bad girl
Rushing is sin in my world
This vibe takes time to create
I can’t come early or late
My time is divine
Healing pu**ies always on my mind
Cause I’m a sex God

#TheKingsPen

by TheKingsPen August 25, 2022