Mom Head

Whenever you are giving a blowjob and you gag and piss yourself at the same because you have had kids

Did I get you that hot and bothered? No it was just mom head.

by Kirkland94 September 21, 2021

ur mom

your mother, birthgiver, ur dads wife/gf/one night stand.

i fucked ur mom gerald

GOD DAMNIT GERALD

by daddyclifford September 22, 2021

Ur mom

Ur mom

Ur mom

by anonymous September 22, 2021

Ur Mom

A lady who gave birth to you; An insult.

Random person: YoU'rE UgLy
Me: No, UR MOM

by LuNa12345678910 September 27, 2021

Ur Mom

Quite the powerful comeback. So much so, that in an argument, it cannot be countered. Your opponent will drop dead after they hear it, so use it wisely.

Gary: YOU'RE SUCH A DOLT
You: UR MOM
Gary: *dies*

by joeseph.mother September 28, 2021

Ur mom

Kalina ur mom

Ur mom kalina

Ok-

by Specky twat September 28, 2021

ur mom

someone I had sex with last nigh

dave: where were you last night
me: I was with ur mom *wink wink nudge nudge*

by urmomisaslutforme September 29, 2021