Flap Jack Surprise

When one takes his/her soiled underwear and then precedes to take their underwear off, facing the soiled portion towards the other persons chest and slapping it on their chest.

"Did you hear about Sally getting a Flap Jack Surprise the other night from Tom?"

by Awesome Pants March 28, 2007

jack hammer that hoe

to bounce on your hoe while pointing your dick to the vagina and thusting it in with great force.

jack hammer that hoe man!

by carl q June 9, 2008

flap jacking

where you masturbate and then ejaculate into your palm and then consume it. the move must replicate the motion of pill popping in Requiem For A Dream.

Despite common misconception flap jacking does not indicate homosexuality.

by Nick Jaynes April 22, 2007

mamoth jack

bigger than a donkey ass.

that girl has a mamoth jack for an ass.

by chase and kesli November 5, 2007

JACK D

Has enormous hairy back muscles that everyone fears. He smells like a sweaty man ejaculated into his face and farted into his eye.

Dam is that Jack D? He sure smells like it.

by SweatyMensCheeks August 28, 2016

Jack Riyn

Jack Riyn is a tiktok star with 2,4 million followers. However he is a rat. Once a rat, always a rat. He also radiates big dick energy. Also, watch out, he likes to bully his fans 🙈

Jack Riyn is a rat that radiates big dick energy.

by eclipticjack March 30, 2019

Jack Shaw

Usually has a small peen,can be a lanky twat and is shit a fortnite.

Jack Shaw has a very small pee pee

by ShcwobleSchwib April 29, 2019