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D-tails

Refers to the "dimensions" and other "juicy" T&A specs of a buxom (i.e., she has "D"-size boobs or bigger) chick with a nice shapely posterior (i.e., "tail").
I strive to be significantly more respectful of "the fairer sex" than merely-lecherous studs do, and so --- while I certainly do enjoy knowing the D-tails of a particular hottie just as much as the next guy would --- I instead concentrate on finding out how nice a personality a lady has, and if she is a good snuggle-bunny in bed.
by QuacksO July 13, 2019
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To Put Someone D

To Put Someone D it means to put them with someone or match them with someone
To put someone d
I just put Alicia D with her crush
by Dezzy be chillin September 4, 2023
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Josiah D Proffit

very charming guy. no one knows why, but he just has a way to win hearts. big ol forehead but still wins over moms across the globe. often seen with woman over the age of 40+.
John- “damn bro, i just saw Josiah D Proffit take your mom home last night from the bar”

Dave- “yeah bro, it’s just a regular thing now i just get used to it. don’t think your mom isn’t there too”
by mr.caseYHS May 18, 2021
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Dallas D

Hottest chick you could know. Sings like a freaking angel, like, mind blown. Gets down, believe that. Best friend and wife, period. Hands Down
by A Domy August 7, 2021
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2-D

Two Dimensional - Lacking depth, superficial.

People that are shallow and only see things their way. Incapable of seeing things any other way. A lot of people are 2D people living in a 3D world. They just can't comprehend it.
"Of course she only cares about looks and money she's 2-D bro."

"Sucks they passed on you for the job, HR is full of 2-D's."
by MyVeinyMeat June 23, 2022
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D**k

A subtle way to say dick. A more obvious way to write this is d*ck. This is also used as an insult.
"Oh god, that guy is a fucking d**k!" "He has a d**k as a friend."
by Park Jun-woo July 16, 2022
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D-illiterate

I could a wrote you a note but I didn't want to
Sorry I didn't write you .. I'm D-illiterate
by Naynay73 March 14, 2024
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