I have portland

slang term for “I have a very gay lifestyle and enjoy having sex with lots and lots of hot dudes.”

“Hey jimmy, I have Portland!!”
“good for you bud”

by bagguetteios December 15, 2022

I Jimined today

I was late today

The BTS way of saying you were late

Boy: bro where were you?
Boy: sorry! I jimined today!
Boy: whatever

by 1Tacocat1 December 16, 2022

I am not suicidal

A phrase commonly said before a person exposes or speaks about possibly damaging information, usually related to the government or one of its agencies.

John: "I am not suicidal; I have 100% legitimate proof the CIA assassinated Jeffery Epstein"

The CIA: "Damn, how are we going to take him out now!"

by JohnFortniteKennedy December 27, 2022

I uhhhh you

Don’t worry about it

Hey man, you are so sweet and so good, like I uhhhh you buddy

by Buddybuddybuddyokok July 12, 2023

here i cum

What a guy says right before he releases his explosion of cum into a females fat pussy.

Him: Oh baby, here I cum
Her: Yes, cum deep inside of me

by Jghijhhj July 24, 2023

I like to move it

The best song from Madagascar

I like to move it move it!
I like to move it move it!
I like to move it move it!
You like to...
...move it!!!

by Shrek1304 July 26, 2023

I JUST CANT

"I JUST CANT" IS A PHRASE THAT MEANS NOTHING BECAUSE IT IS HALF COMPLETED

ONLY MEMERS SAY IT

AND THE ONLY REASON THEY SAY IT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE SO DUMB THEY THINK IT MAKES THEM LOOK COOL
WHEN WHATS REALLY COOL IS MAKING SENSE WHEN YOU TALK.....

"I JUST CANT WITH YOU TODAY, BECAUSE I AM A MENTALLY HANDICAPPED MEMER AND I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT IM DOING SO I JUST SAY STUFF I HEAR ON TV AND ON DUMB SOCIAL MEDIA SIIIIITES"

by NAMES ARE LAME August 1, 2023