by lj2015 January 7, 2016

Mike: Why are you so late?
Pete: Got stuck behind a boomer box through the hills with no place to overtake!
Mike: Bastards!
Pete: Got stuck behind a boomer box through the hills with no place to overtake!
Mike: Bastards!
by Pecks 1970 January 19, 2021

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021

Noun:
A box used in porch fishing that is placed on a porch or stoop as bait for mail thieves, aka "Porch Pirates" to be intentionally stolen. They sometimes include animal feces, or gross things to add some payback and hopefully deter the thief from stealing in the future.
Some on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices and boxes attached to shot shell primers to scare the thief.
A box used in porch fishing that is placed on a porch or stoop as bait for mail thieves, aka "Porch Pirates" to be intentionally stolen. They sometimes include animal feces, or gross things to add some payback and hopefully deter the thief from stealing in the future.
Some on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices and boxes attached to shot shell primers to scare the thief.
"I buy my bait boxes at porchfishing.org. They have the freshest shit around."
"If you need a decent bait box go to porchfishing.org for all your dog shit needs."
"If you need a decent bait box go to porchfishing.org for all your dog shit needs."
by @pdxTurdHunter April 6, 2023

An object that is non functional or not functioning as intended
An annoyance that actively inhibits the use of an object
An annoyance that actively inhibits the use of an object
by ThePurpleMage1 February 3, 2023

The lifeblood of every college dropout. It's like a hug in a bowl, but with noodles and orange powder. Eat it straight from the pot and customize it with whatever's in your fridge, from hot dogs to Sriracha. It's the meal that says "I may have dropped out, but I'm still living my best life."
by LUMONOVA April 17, 2023

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 21, 2025
