A fine example of a massively swag human being. One whose sense of humor will leave you with a headache and a mild brain aneurism.
Zach Selves is a swaggit
by Steve Boshman December 27, 2018
Zach Cregger is a comedian/actor/writer best known as part of the Whitest Kids U'Know comedy troupe, which was also a hilarious comedy-sketch show on Fuse that has since been canceled (those bitches). He is super funny and completely gorgeous, and while dating the unfairly hot chick who played Cora in Music and Lyrics (fuck you it's 2am and I have work tomorrow I'm fucking tired I'm NOT looking that shit up). After a fire/grill incident while on vacation, his junk was badly burned and is now marbled in color. Incredibly handsome and talented, he is a versatile actor and comedian, playing both male and female roles in WKUK sketches.
( While watching WKUK dvds) "Who's the sexy guy in drag that Sam just felt up?"
"Zach Cregger, pass the bowl."
"He's FINE."
"As fuck; they're all cute. Now seriously, pass the bowl."
"Hahaha, remember Sublime?"
"BOWL. NOW."
"Zach Cregger, pass the bowl."
"He's FINE."
"As fuck; they're all cute. Now seriously, pass the bowl."
"Hahaha, remember Sublime?"
"BOWL. NOW."
by SpicyDave69 July 22, 2013
by Jeffpffisterspitinmymouthpls March 29, 2021
Zach: I've been Zaching off in your shower while you were gone bro, its ok though, I finished in the drain.
by Mr.5,001 June 05, 2014
N. Having, or pertaining to being a spicy boy with the name of Zach.
V. A boy with the name of Zach being so spicy (zesty) that everyone who is around him, mouths water.
V. A boy with the name of Zach being so spicy (zesty) that everyone who is around him, mouths water.
Girl 1- Oh man have you seen zach today??
Girl 2- Boy oh boy that boy is sure looking Zesty!
Girl 3- Oh how I love Zesty Zach
Girl 2- Boy oh boy that boy is sure looking Zesty!
Girl 3- Oh how I love Zesty Zach
by Manley Norris Zach January 20, 2009
The singles of the try guys, which just doesn't make sense. An extremely handsome, hilarious, and down to earth guy. Definitely the kind of guy you'd wine And done. Overall one of the most beautiful creatures walking the earth that we've been blessed with.
Person one: hey, do you see that really attractive guy over there with that beautiful chest hair?
Person two: oh my god! That's Zach Kornfeld!
Person two: oh my god! That's Zach Kornfeld!
by Tryceratops1 June 30, 2017
You motherfucker. You think you can define Zach Attack? That hard ass motherfucker will fuck your shit into the fourteenth dimension and back. How about this. He bites into a dorito loco taco and the eighty four women closest to him orgasm so hard their vaginas start vibrating. At this point, the dopamines literally start leaking out of their ears, nose and mouth, sometimes causing asphyxiation and/or divorce.
Fred: Oh god, i just read the description of Zach Attack on Urban dictionary!
Velma: yeah, thank heavens he does not like mexican food.
Velma: yeah, thank heavens he does not like mexican food.
by Da F-in' Goat February 16, 2018