Jeff: Damn,Dil. Look at her dog!
Dilbert: Dude. That is one of the nicest dogs I have ever seen.
Girl: ugh perverts...
Dilbert: Dude. That is one of the nicest dogs I have ever seen.
Girl: ugh perverts...
by Bigdogfanman February 21, 2011

by CJ011 July 16, 2008

A creature that barks at think air 9/10 thick as pigshit sniffs barks pisses and shits everywhere and they need to be punished with a good battering they usually last around 10 years or die at 1 due to rabies and sadly have no receipt so you cant put them back dogs are usually found aimlessly sniffing each others fucking rearend they usually bust all over your kids
Overall they are disgusting filthy animals with no purpose except for the ones stated above
Overall they are disgusting filthy animals with no purpose except for the ones stated above
Sparky:*Pisses Shits and cums* everywhere
Tyrone:Stupid ass dog ima kill yo ass nigga
*Sparky Gets Butchered And Served For Dinner*
Tyrone:Stupid ass dog ima kill yo ass nigga
*Sparky Gets Butchered And Served For Dinner*
by BIGFATONIONBASTARD December 24, 2021

by dudethatlikesfunnydefinitions June 21, 2014

by ScoobyForever May 24, 2017

A dog is a animal that has different breeds or types, yet all of the originate from wild dogs,AKA wolfs.
Guy 1-“I just got a new dog! It’s so cute and so small!” Guy 2/“Can I come over and see it?” Guy 1-“Of course!”
by DeWordMaster July 29, 2020

not cat
by uhwhatthehell February 10, 2018
