punching bean

The enlarged, penis shaped clit of a female bodybuilder who has taken too much testosterone.

Starla couldn't get off until I started slappin on that punching bean.

by Jawsmacky May 2, 2018

Merit Bean

Merit Bean: The OG Big Guy, the dictator of skiing, the greatest man to slurp around the world. Driving Porsches, riding horses. Cashing checks and having sex.

Hey Merit Bean, you're a big guy!

by porscherider99 May 3, 2018

Bean Boi

A boi who is bean

Hey bean boi

by BeanBoi101 December 18, 2019

Sly beans

A situation thats sly, and mean.

Keeley = "arw I missed the bus!"
Katie= "Arr sly beans!"
Vanessa = "Sly beans Keels"

by RayRayTec June 22, 2011

Bean Cave

The clitoral hood or entire vagina, depending on preference.

"Tonight I'm hoping he'll lick my bean cave."

by MysticBacon November 3, 2011

Bean Cereal

When a guy accidentally drops small turd nuggets while jizzing in a bitches belly-button. She then grabs the delicate nugget and dips them in her belly-button.

Man, I accidentally let out a few turds last night and she made Bean Cereal!

by Pizza Camo May 19, 2022

queen bean

The ugly white slab found in a can of beans.

Jennifer: What's that in my can of beans?
S.J.C.: The queen bean.... and all the other beans are the worker beans that serve her.

by boxofmatches December 28, 2011