Wired

Really tired

Charlie: you coming to the party tonight?
Jack: nahh man, I'm bare wired, I'm gonna stay in tonight g, sorry

by K777 June 11, 2017

Wire Headed Youngins

A kid with the last name of “Culberson” with nappy, kinky ass curly hair typically born in the back seat of a vomit smelling taxi in East Durham to a 350 pound burr head on food stamps

Hey man check out Willy Culberson riding them wire headed youngins around in his truck!

by Mjollnir7 February 15, 2018

Lincoln Wierzbicki

Finest boy evr

-Mari

Oh shit, it’s Lincoln Wierzbicki. 💜

by iLiveformuffincum September 28, 2021

anus wire

wire up your anus

your anus is full of wire or u have have anus wire

by jimmah March 6, 2003

wirehead

(n) A person who walks around in public wearing headphones or other technology on the head.

The wirehead was so immersed in her piped in music that she walked into the side of a bus.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

guy wire

The point to which the ween is stretched to where it has the diameter of a wire.

Alex was holding on to Trent's ween for dear life because that was the only thing keeping her from falling off of the ten story building, and his ween became a guy wire.

by Wilma-Dikfit May 3, 2014

Welfare Wires

Any headphones that are not bluetooth compatible and therefore require wires.

* Friend gets out old Apple headphones to connect to his phone and listen to music*

Non-Poor Person: Oh nice welfare wires! Have fun untangling them

by GetRektPussyBoi April 5, 2021