Brand-washed

A person who is illogically devoted to a brand. Someone who refuses to wear, use, or purchase brands not within their previous allegiance to their chosen brands. These consumers will obtain products from their favorite brands regardless of their inferiority, expense, or aesthetic shortcomings.

1) Joseph spent $600 on that fugly Gucci fanny pack because he is so brand-washed to them.

2) I'm pretty sure Allison has joined the cult of Supreme. I wish I had created a company that pasted a red label on basic hats and t-shirts! I'd be rolling in the dough.

3) Her son literally acted bummed out because the new smart phone he got for his birthday wasn't and Iphone. He's been brand-washed!

by Jessi in Chicago September 8, 2016

so wash

The area of Philadelphia, south of Washington Ave. Traditionally east of Broad street.

Also, used to describe things that only happen or are acceptable only in this area.

Person One: "I went to the Superfresh on Columbus wearing my velour tracksuit and bought a gallon of olive oil'

Person Two: "That is so so wash"

by Grouse Pilot 1 November 16, 2010

tounge wash

You or your partner will and a little bit more to licking your asshole

Bruh, Me and this chick were doing it and I "tounge washed " her real good.

by RonaldMcTrump January 20, 2017

Ducking Washed

Just like fucking wasted, but the camping version because we can’t let the DNR know we smuggled alcohol into the state park

“Man how lit are you?”
“Dude, one would say I am ducking washed.”

by JClouie22 June 27, 2019

pigeon washed

sweep something under the rug, cover up.

"The cops investigated my complaint and they pigeon washed that shit...like it never happened!"

by spurldoggy November 8, 2013

washing the prince

"Washing the prince" is another term for fellatio. This term was first used by comedian Lenny Pigg in his stand-up routine.

The hooker told the john that "washing the prince" would cost him $30.

by 3rdpetshopboy April 21, 2009

Pigeon wash

A wash at the sink

I'm going to get a pigeon wash at the sink.

by Jellybeanpoo69 October 3, 2017