Phlegm Wad

A creepy middle aged man who refuses to follow COVID guidelines and always calls the female baristas or waitresses at his favorite places by name.

Don’t look now, but a total Phlegm Wad just walked into the Starbucks.

by Lady Gladriel October 10, 2020

WAD

What A Doochebag

Your such a wad
Could be used when texting

by Tomas_mueller87 April 11, 2016

Fuck-Wad

Used to describe an otherwise intelligent person who messes up three or more relatively easy tasks simultaneously.

He was such a fuck-wad that everything collapsed at once.

by LevonGarvasi July 14, 2013

diddle wad

someone that sits at a red light and takes there time to go

hes such a diddle wad! he wont go!

by surahh_ October 7, 2016

Dick Wad

when someone cuts off pieces of multiple dicks and ties a rubber band on a “wad” of dick pieces

“Hey dude, I found a dick wad laying in my mom’s bedside drawer. They were still twitching and it freaked me the fuck out”

by emo mf April 9, 2022

WAD

WAD
W - Wet
A - Ass
D - Despair

Hey everyone
Nagito komaeda here
I just wanted to let you know
That uh...

I said certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet ass despair
Make that pull-out game weak

Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah

Yeah you messin with some wet ass despair
Bring a bucket
And a mop
For some wet ass despair
Give me everything you got
For this wet ass despair
Beat it up hajime
Catch a charge
Extra largе
And extra hard
Put junkos hand right in your face
Swipe your nosе like a credit card
Put me on top, i wanna ride
Blow up the island while im inside
Spit in my mouth
Look in my eyes
Hajime come take a dive
I dont wanna spit
I wanna gulp
I wanna gag
I wanna choke
I want you to touch that little dangly thing
That swing in the back of my throat
WAD

by LiterallyDyingRNUwU December 27, 2020

Soggy Wank Wad

When you produce a mass of sperm/vaginal juice and wipe it up with a large amount of tissues.

Dude, I exploded and had to make a Soggy Wank Wad.

by gyhmjykgu12 March 20, 2011