albino turtle

A procedure in which a person, while skinny dipping, submerges his or herself, while sticking his or her buttocks above the water.

"...and then, our camp councillor totally gave us an albino turtle."

by zeiek June 27, 2005

Turtle story

a turtle story is one of those stories that your friends tell everyone as conversation openers. They are good (if random) stories, great for new people, but you've heard them so many times your ears could bleed.

Friend 1 to new person:"I have to tell you this story about when..."
Friend 2 to Friend 1:"About when your dad ran over the cat with his car. Turtle story if I ever heard one"
New person never learns the full story.

by CLynn February 11, 2009

ninja turtle

the ninja turtle (can be used both in the singular and plural sense). is an ancient turtle, originally from the sewer region of densley populated cities. They are often accompanied by a large rat. ninja turtles hit their ninja "peaks" during their teenage years.

Turtles in a half shell, TURTLE POWER!!!

by Josh Stramoli June 29, 2004

turtled out

1. The state of exhaustion brought on by intense or prolonged exposure to turtles

2. exhaustion, generally mental, brought on by intense or prolonged sensory or mental stimulation

"When the tour started he was all 'Yeah! Lets see some turtles!' but after he was all 'Man, i'm all turtled out'"

"Man lets go to vegas, i hear one night and your all turtled out!"

by allkindsofsickaye December 28, 2008

Turtle Skirt

A skirt that comes down two inches below the snapper (vagina)

Is that a turtle skirt you're wearing?
What's a turtle skirt?
A skirt that comes down two inches below the snapper.

by CBurkey5001 July 19, 2006

turtle tap

When a guy uses the outside of his hands (mostly the top knuckles) and backhands his friend in the penis

I always get turtled tapped in the hallway after lunch.

by master of love May 20, 2004

turtle jiz

code name for beer usally bud light

Josh I heard your parents found your turtle jiz that was in the back of your car.

by N Kasper August 24, 2008