Bill Maher, these days pushing anti-vax contrarian nonsense, has morphed into literally any Fixed Noise presenter high on the gonja. "Stoned Tucker Carlson" if you will.
by Uncle Joosie January 1, 2024

A man/woman not to be trusted. Someone who will backstab you at any moment given the opportunity. Also, on certain occasions, a news reporter.
Person 1: "Hey did you hear last night when Tucker Ca-
Person 2: "Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a dude named Tucker.
Person 2: "Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a dude named Tucker.
by im8n July 29, 2021

The male equivalent of a Karen. Someone who abuses any authority he can to inconvenience others for things that affect him in no way.
"If you see someone's child wearing a mask, call the police, that's child abuse"
"No it isn't, shut the fuck up Tucker"
"No it isn't, shut the fuck up Tucker"
by lgleagle May 11, 2021

After consumption of a meal, a period of sweating arises, after that a period of cold chills arises. Dr. internet says your fine.
by Ky_guy January 12, 2024

a complete douche bag - incapable of pleasing even the nastiest of women
also has an uncontrollable sexual attraction to horses
also has an uncontrollable sexual attraction to horses
by oscar day November 2, 2017

1) To have the confused look Tucker Carlson has on his television show, that he practices at home by having random strangers engage in sex with his wife while asking them strawman questions to see if it affects their performance.
2) To engage in cuckolding, and sit in the corner with a look on your face either mock outrage or general confusion like Tucker Carlson during an episode of his television show, while engaging in conversation with the sexual participants on unrelated subjects,
2) To engage in cuckolding, and sit in the corner with a look on your face either mock outrage or general confusion like Tucker Carlson during an episode of his television show, while engaging in conversation with the sexual participants on unrelated subjects,
1) "By the time I got through explaining what was wrong with his car, Jim looked like Tucker Carlson trying to understand cunilingus."
2) "Yeah, I was Tucker Cucking Laura last night. It was okay, but the stupid questions, and the look on her old man's face when I fucked her properly almost ruined my erection."
2) "Yeah, I was Tucker Cucking Laura last night. It was okay, but the stupid questions, and the look on her old man's face when I fucked her properly almost ruined my erection."
by FredMaudibCNN March 27, 2021

An obnoxious homosexual male or transgender being who parades in private or public deriving heavy pleasure in the folding of the penis between the legs. Basically, everyone from San Francisco.
Person 1: Did you hear that Terry in the office is a Pee-Pee Tucker? Like that dude, Buffalo Bill, from that one movie. Dancing in the mirror, all tucked down, listening to Donna Summer and shit.
Person 2: Hell no I didn't hear that! That shit is bunk! Fuck that dude.
Person 2: Hell no I didn't hear that! That shit is bunk! Fuck that dude.
by The_Master356 July 28, 2017
