Bare Traffic

When your stuck in insane amounts of traffic

(Eg…I’m stuck in bare traffic)
Used to express how the traffic is bad

You know I’m stuck in bare traffic I’m so cheesedd crodie

by CityboyJJ June 30, 2024

traffic hot

When a girl is only hot from the cleavage line up.

"Damn, trish is traffic hot!"
"What do you mean Ryan"
"Well chuck she looks hot from the tips of her tits up. The rest of her body is a mystery. But she's traffic hot."

by CraftyPrattle December 10, 2013

Roadrunner Traffic

The traffic that inconveniently appears just when you need the road to be clear, e.g. crossing an intersection or just entering the roadway. It always appears just after the road has been completely clear. This is exactly like the old Roadrunner cartoons.

I tried to cross the road and I was blocked by roadrunner traffic. It came out of nowhere!

by Frank Symptoms January 30, 2024

Trump Traffic

The traffic created when a motherfucker comes to town.

Damn! This Trump Traffic took me an hour to make a 20 minute drive.

by TheRealGidge November 8, 2019

Kentucky Traffic puller

When a guy gets hard and a female come and stretched his dick as long as a traffic light till it bleeds.

My dick hurts so much from that Kentucky traffic puller my girlfriend gave me.

by Skibidilover June 18, 2024