A place you go when your life is low
You have no friends, and nowhere to go
You sit at home on the basement floor
And pay blizzard until you're poor
You wish you had some girls around
But frankly, panties can't be found
Drop rates low and too many quests
Shit I just realized, it's brew fest!
Your friends come by and want to hang
But the garrosh fight is such a pain
You tell them you have things to do
They flip you off and say FUCK YOU!
Now high on redbull, wide awake
Up all night, piece of cake
I'll sleep at work, tomorrow morning
I haven't even got a warning
Dammit! Speaking of such an event
A rare spawn is here! Call guild on my vent!
I log on later, after a long day of work
I pull out my penis and I fap and I jerk
So many night elves to hit on tonight
More players in warsong to pvp fight
got gold to farm, I just can't refrain!
Leveling enchanting, on my other main
Selling some armor in auction house
Fuck my life, who needs a spouse.
Noises from that basement persisted for days
It reeked of purple haze and dead billy mays
Dorritos and pizza covered the rug
And heat emulated from the broken wall plug
You're passed out cold and on the couch
You hear a voice scream: GET UP SLOUCH!
You turn around, nearly dazed
Your eyes so tired and screen gazed
It's your mom, pissed as deathwing!
Get off your ass and do something!
Dad and I are working our butts off
While you sit here playing in Azeroth!
Get off wow NOW!!!
OKAYYYY!!!
You have no friends, and nowhere to go
You sit at home on the basement floor
And pay blizzard until you're poor
You wish you had some girls around
But frankly, panties can't be found
Drop rates low and too many quests
Shit I just realized, it's brew fest!
Your friends come by and want to hang
But the garrosh fight is such a pain
You tell them you have things to do
They flip you off and say FUCK YOU!
Now high on redbull, wide awake
Up all night, piece of cake
I'll sleep at work, tomorrow morning
I haven't even got a warning
Dammit! Speaking of such an event
A rare spawn is here! Call guild on my vent!
I log on later, after a long day of work
I pull out my penis and I fap and I jerk
So many night elves to hit on tonight
More players in warsong to pvp fight
got gold to farm, I just can't refrain!
Leveling enchanting, on my other main
Selling some armor in auction house
Fuck my life, who needs a spouse.
Noises from that basement persisted for days
It reeked of purple haze and dead billy mays
Dorritos and pizza covered the rug
And heat emulated from the broken wall plug
You're passed out cold and on the couch
You hear a voice scream: GET UP SLOUCH!
You turn around, nearly dazed
Your eyes so tired and screen gazed
It's your mom, pissed as deathwing!
Get off your ass and do something!
Dad and I are working our butts off
While you sit here playing in Azeroth!
Get off wow NOW!!!
OKAYYYY!!!
by Creatorofallthatis September 28, 2015
Get the World of Warcraftmug. Synonymous with "dream world." Referring to The Matrix (1999), Morpheus's world was the illusional dream world machines created in a futuristic environment to entertain the minds of the coma-like humans, who were bred for energy to sustain the machines.
by cmfd723 December 2, 2010
Get the Morpheus's worldmug. Player 1: *plays a captain, does an extremely shit job at it, and costs the team to lose
Player 2: Fuck World of Warships, World of Warships, more like World of Warshits
Player 2: Fuck World of Warships, World of Warships, more like World of Warshits
by iMmA_rAgE_qUiT7727 June 13, 2021
Get the World of Warshitsmug. The World Editor is a brown leathered handbook, with the power to manipulate reality itself. It is said to be an ancient and primordial relic. The books current holder is a celestial being known as Prism, who possesses the knowledge and wisdom to wield its power wisely.
The World Editor works in a unique way. Whenever someone experiences a situation where things didnt go their way, they can simply say "add to world editor," and their experience or (scenario) will be inscribed in golden letters within the book. The user can then revisit that moment in time and change the outcome to their liking, using the power of the World Editor to alter reality and reshape their destiny.
Aside from that, the power of the World Editor extends far beyond the simple ability to change the outcome of past events. In fact, it can manipulate reality in real time, breaking the various complex laws of physics. With the World Editor at their disposal, a skilled celestial could alter the fabric of space and time, warp the laws of nature, create entirely new universes or travel the multiverse. In the beginning however it was mainly used for multiversal research but now it is used as a weapon. Its worth noting that only those who have ascended to become celestials, or those who are already celestial beings themselves, have the ability to wield the power of the World Editor. It is said that the book was created by Prism and its likely that it will remain in Prisms possession for the foreseeable future.
The World Editor works in a unique way. Whenever someone experiences a situation where things didnt go their way, they can simply say "add to world editor," and their experience or (scenario) will be inscribed in golden letters within the book. The user can then revisit that moment in time and change the outcome to their liking, using the power of the World Editor to alter reality and reshape their destiny.
Aside from that, the power of the World Editor extends far beyond the simple ability to change the outcome of past events. In fact, it can manipulate reality in real time, breaking the various complex laws of physics. With the World Editor at their disposal, a skilled celestial could alter the fabric of space and time, warp the laws of nature, create entirely new universes or travel the multiverse. In the beginning however it was mainly used for multiversal research but now it is used as a weapon. Its worth noting that only those who have ascended to become celestials, or those who are already celestial beings themselves, have the ability to wield the power of the World Editor. It is said that the book was created by Prism and its likely that it will remain in Prisms possession for the foreseeable future.
I (Prism) will use the World Editor to be a fake human and slyly manipulate natural law to baffle the minds of the public.
by celestial_prism May 8, 2023
Get the World Editormug. by D_a_l_E April 5, 2011
Get the Playdoh Worldmug. Excuse me? Are you British?
…
Oh no-
Oh no no no no no!
Hatsune Miku does NOT talk to British people!
The only pounds I need are me pounding your mom B
*proceeds to sing world is mine*
…
Oh no-
Oh no no no no no!
Hatsune Miku does NOT talk to British people!
The only pounds I need are me pounding your mom B
*proceeds to sing world is mine*
by im kuro i think August 1, 2022
Get the World Is Minemug. A hipster who traveled one weekend and got inspired and has not taken a trip since . Then decides to start a blog .
by Trumpster89 February 1, 2017
Get the World travelermug.