gabed

the word used when you want to hang out with someone alone but they ask to bring someone else or totally ditch you. in other words they don’t want to be alone with just you.

Miranda: “Hey do you wanna hang out later?”
Gabe: “Who else is going to be there”

Miranda: “No one”
Gabe: “Sorry i’m busy”
Miranda just got gabed

by ilovedogs07 February 9, 2019

Gabes percs

when the perc hits so hard you wake up at a random place around the fucking globe

*wakes up in the rocky mountains*

oh nawh im neva AND IM MEAN NEVA EVA taking anymore of gabes percs dawg 💀

by Mr toast 12345 June 16, 2024

Gabe

Gabe is very bad math and is a nerd

Girl: Hey is Gabe failing math

Boy: yes he is very bad at math

by Gekogeko October 24, 2019

gabe

loves vanessa

gabe : i love vanessa
vanessa : omg i love you too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by vqnessalvsgabe November 12, 2023

gabe

a 56 year old white male born in 3 november, wears glasses, has brown hair and runs a company called valve
he still has nothing to say about episode 3/half-life 3
he apparently doesn't likes the number 3

interviewer: gabe, when are you going to release half-life 3?
gabe: what?
interviewer: half-life 3, when are you going to release it?
gabe: sorry i couldn't understand the word after half-life
interviewer: i said "three"
gabe: what is "three"?
*seinfeld theme intensifies*

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

Gabe

Gotta big dick, pull out game strong, has no hoes, smokes 24/7😂 👳🏿 ♀️Boom💥

Your such a gabe

by Hector1013 May 7, 2017

Gabe

An extreamely annoying person, who no one likes.

OMG your little brother is such a Gabe ugh.

by LGradek42 November 14, 2019