Crackfaced my teddy

Crackfaced my teddy : Lick my pussy
Suck my dick
1.Person: Ewww you look like a hoe
2.Person:Crackfaced my teddy,bitch!!!
by Big booty but not hoe October 19, 2019
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Teddy bridgewater

The Panthers organization weren't ever really serious about the guy having a chance. They had the money to spend to make some things happen, such as bring him to Carolina, but that's not the same thing as being serious. Some people with lots of money think that way. The former Panthers owner at least stuck with the same team through the years, win or lose, no matter what bad things people have to say about him.
Teddy Bridgewater wasn't really in a Panthers uniform long enough to get much done.
by Solid Mantis April 29, 2021
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Teddy

The worst person in the world, gross, disgusting, literally every bad adjective istg
by tinaturnerlover123456 October 15, 2021
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teddy jordan

Teddy jordan secretly hates his owner Erin jordan because she tries and rapes him when he tries to eat. she starts wanking him off as she says it helps him eat ok erin ! Teddy has tried to run away multiple physco but erins a physco and practically sits on him .
I can’t believe Teddy Jordan came on Erin jordan
by Banana ABBA March 11, 2020
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Teddy

Extremely attractive, but in a cutesy childlike way. Sometimes refers to someone hot in a more sexual way but mostly lighthearted romantic fluffiness. (Generally a man)
"Dude, that guy is such a teddy."

"i KNOW right? He's so cute."

Or

"My teddy is sooo handsome."

"Really let me see?"

"He's over there."

"Oh wow he's hot!"
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teddy bear heart

(n.) - when you find yourself over utilizing your love language of gift giving and buy extravagant gifts
“Hey Francis, what happened to your other monitor?”

“Ah, I gave it to my ex-girlfriend.”

“That’s okay, you just have a teddy bear heart.”
by littleblvebird June 6, 2023
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