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[teddy] Bloxpin

The name for a bomb placed inside a stuffed animal.

Originating from the Roblox game Something Evil Will Happen, where the item has a 50/50 chance of blessing you or blowing up.
Person 1: I'll probably be safe from lightning here.
Person 1: ...WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A BLOXPIN-
Person 2 trauma Person 1
Person 2 fell Person 3
Person 2 fell Person 4
Person 2 void Person 5

Obligated full word drop: teddy Bloxpin
by Pseudopseudoerythronym September 11, 2025
mugGet the [teddy] Bloxpinmug.

Teddy Bear

The cuddly bears who protect the little kids from monsters under there bed
We need to get Timmy a Teddy bear so we don't have to keep going in his room to make sure the monster doesn't get him
by MymumletmedrinkDIETWATER September 20, 2019
mugGet the Teddy Bearmug.

teddy-mel

1) Ghetto-Fab
2) Emo Caves
1) GHETTO FAB HOE
2)I am really depressed im in a reaal teddy-mel
by M.F January 22, 2008
mugGet the teddy-melmug.

Teddy

Usually has the largest dick in the friend group and can pull any girl out there
That guy is so hot, I bet his name is Teddy
by Jeffy is deaf-y August 21, 2021
mugGet the Teddymug.

Crackfaced my teddy

Crackfaced my teddy : Lick my pussy
Suck my dick
1.Person: Ewww you look like a hoe
2.Person:Crackfaced my teddy,bitch!!!
by Big booty but not hoe October 19, 2019
mugGet the Crackfaced my teddymug.

blond teddy bear

Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!
P1 : hey who’s blond teddy bear is that?
P2: oh that’s mine!! His names jahvan
by noodleteddies November 10, 2020
mugGet the blond teddy bearmug.

Teddy Darnell

by You will never find me 😂 December 2, 2021
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