Pork Tucker

A foam or plastic band that wraps around your waist makes you look slightly thinner than what you really are.

Take off that pork tucker, you are not fooling anyone.

by riz biz November 2, 2010

Pork Sleeves

What they do with a pig's foreskin after they slaughter it. Fashionable accessories are made by drying out the skin and beading, or bejewelling it. These multi-functional pieces can be boiled and eaten if you are lost in the wilderness.

Hey Thurman, these pork sleeves would sure taste good on a salad sword!!!

by saladsorceress March 12, 2011

pork bunny

a burly woman who has an insatiable lust for policemen. known for having trains run

on them

cop 1 :"maaan, where's that girl from yesterday?."
cop 2 :" she's a pork bunny, she hops all over the place dude."

by durka durka Muhammad jihad June 20, 2023

Pork Portal

A nickname for the inner and outer labia, the fleshy folds that protect a woman's clitoris and vagina - the doors to her pussy.

Pete buried his meat in her sopping wet Pork Portal...

by peejaybee October 7, 2008

Pork Knuckle

Fat girls extreme beaver

Dude fuck a camel toe did you see that pork knuckle

by anonymous December 17, 2017

Pork-pinched

The brutal act of an overnight stand where one partner is grossed out after waking up the next morning to seeing they slept with a very ugly person. They retaliate by pinching the cock very hard; hence the recipient being pork-pinched.

Frank: I'd go out to hunt for a one-night stand, but I'm always the victim of getting pork-pinched the very next morning.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.

by Pistolpois August 15, 2017

Pork Horking

The act of completely submerging your entire head inside a woman’s vagina. Usually practiced with medical supervision.

“I went out Pork Horking for the first time last night and almost died but that puss was fire!”

by MrRogers_real April 16, 2023