Playing in the bed

Hardcore masturbating while in the bed or sometimes it could mean fucking a girl or guy depending on your sexuality.

Me: “Hey, so what did you do last night?

Friend: “Nothing, I was just playing in the bed while watching porn.

by XXXPussySlayer October 20, 2017

Bed-admin

The range of necessary chores which need to be completed before actually getting in bed, no matter how much you just want to sleep these activities still need to be done.

Bed-admin includes brushing teeth, washing faces, getting into pajamas etc
Bed admin varies from person to person depending on self-hygiene preferences

by Niquisha February 24, 2013

imperial bed

A very large bed that looks like it belongs to or be what a king would be sleeping in.

John: I heard you got an imperial bed. Bob: Yeah, the salesperson told me it was Henry VII's bed. So I took her word for it.

by wordempire June 16, 2014

Water the Bed

To water or harvest marijuana

If I don't go water the bed then I won't have any weed to sell.

by SwagMafia July 16, 2016

Bed Sitting

The term "Bed Sitting" applies to an individual who has no purpose in life and sits in a bed all day, preferably their partners bed. When an individual is bed sitting, they tend to have their laptop with them and watch Youtube videos all day while their partner is out making a living to support the individual who is bed sitting.

Scenario:

Man1: Hey have you seen Jessica lately?
Man2: No i havent... but if you check the snap map location, it shows she is still at Smith Ave where her boyfriend lives.

Man1: She is always there right? I wonder why she is there everyday?
Man2: She is probably bed sitting for when her boyfriend comes back from work to support her lazy ass!

by ConnorsCure November 19, 2019

bed gnome

When your significant other gives oral sex under the covers or under your bed sheets.

My girlfriend was blowing me so hard, she's the best little bed gnome

by JimboJones1 December 14, 2011

Bunk Bedding

Two guys who are about the height have a four way. In this four way, there is one girl bent over, doggy - style in between the two guys, while the other girl is in a plank position on the shoulders of the men. The girl on the bottom will be taking it doggy style while blowing the other guy. The girl on top will be making out with one guy, as the other guy will be feasting on her snatch from behind

John: I heard you went bunk Bedding with Stacy and Hailey, and Brock last night!
Matt: Yeah dude, we bunk bedded soo hard last night!

by The JewBear June 4, 2015