The act of pulling your poopy dick out of someone's ass and giving er a good slap on the back causing the impression of riding bike with a muddy tire! -MDS
by Modern Day Suffering March 18, 2014
Get the muddy bike tiremug. a formerly fabulous person who's fallen on hard times, a realisation of one's current haggard nature
*getting home at 4am after partying all night and looking in the mirror at myself, noticing how the glitter clumps in the wrinkle lines now, how the skin hangs around a gaunt frame, how the eye bags do sag* "look at you, tired old queen" *fade to black* ~~~
by asockworkorange May 27, 2018
Get the tired old queenmug. When during Anal intercourse (the woman may need to have diarrhea) the male pulls out and smacks his dick on the females back near the tramp stamp area. This will cause a lot of the fecal matter to be flung off and leave a trail of shit up the spine.
you dude i gave that bitch the muddy bicycle tire last night and she spent an hour in the shower trying to get the shit off! hahaha she couldn't reach it!!
by drewbag January 4, 2013
Get the Muddy Bicycle Tiremug. its when everyone is wasted at a summer party, and your buddy has his pick of one smoking hot girl that wants to fuck, and one fat girl that wants to fuck. he picks the fat one because she "tricks" him by saying he can put it any where he wants.
"man we were at that awesome party last night, i cant believe he fucked that extremely fat chick!" "yea i know, he must have the tire rometto complex"
by shallowthoughtsby AB March 12, 2009
Get the the tire rometto complexmug. The ability to see a small object on the road and align your vehicle's tire just right so that it crushes the small object (like unopened/or opened beverage cans, and--if youre real deranged--small rodents like possums, squirrels, etc)
Dude did you see that guy turn that bunny into roadkill?? He's gotta have hella good tire-eye coordination to be able to do that!!
by @$$Y McGee April 13, 2008
Get the tire-eye coordinationmug. Showed up real early at a swim meet the other day, this guy says, "you look tired". What he meant to say was, "you look like shit".
by 713hdj August 27, 2011
Get the You look tiredmug. by Alaskagirl May 23, 2015
Get the Flat tire Sitchmug.