Wool tie

After you blow a nice load all over a girl tits and cover it with ass pubes

We went camping one weekend and my girl friend was cold so I gave her a wool tie

by Wool tie March 11, 2018

tying his tie

Happens in the backseat of a car where you hold on to the tie around your man's neck while you bounce up and down on his lap vigorously and try to come before you choke him to death or NOT

We were driving to work this morning and my boyfriend asked me to fix his tie for him so I started tying his tie.

by jewel117 May 28, 2016

Caucus tie

A situation where everything else being equal the two competitors compare penis size to determine a winner. From the Iowa caucus, how they handle ties in voting before women had the right to vote.

Out of events to play they called for a caucus tie to finally determine the winner of the decathlon.

by DJ JDB the 4th October 6, 2016

Tie a slug

The act of securing the open end of a condom post-coitus.

1. "I think Judy and I will tie a slug after lunch"

2. "We spent all week tying slugs"

3. "There are too many tied slugs by the swing set"

by nosebridge August 5, 2016

Tie a bit of twine about that

A synonym of the phrase "Fuck It", typically used by those with an agricultural background.

"I'm so broke but I want to go out" "Ah sure tie a bit of twine about that, be grand"

by countyculchie August 3, 2016

Tie my hair like Chauntae

A predominantly adequate method of braiding a females hair.

Tie my hair like Chauntae.

by Jason July 11, 2016

this is for you tie

your ulgy

looks in mirror it breaks

this is for you tie

by yo boi michael k January 19, 2018