walking ticket

Jacob: Bryce so hard at football he really a walking ticket.
by geezlouweeze February 20, 2024
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The Ticket Wolf

A group of young professionals who seek out daily to make sure they always have tickets available to all of the best shows.
I got great ticks for Pearl Jam from The Ticket Wolf.
by TheTicketWolf August 04, 2008
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Ticket Sniper

Cops who camp in hidden spots to catch people speeding.
by polesquiggens April 14, 2020
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Shittin Tickets

Phrase that will soon replacetoilet paper
“Hey man, you got any spare shittin tickets?”
“Yeah I’ll throw em over”
by I’m Retartoad March 08, 2019
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O-ticket

The ticket you thought was to Ontario, Canada that actually took you to Ontario, California. (Or any other such mix-up).
I meant to go to Disney World, but guess I bought a an O-ticket to Disneyland instead
by Tweedle Dee September 18, 2012
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Ticketeer

Someone who is in a phone support job that cannot answer tickets or emails correctly. They generally give wrong information to get through it as quickly as possible and are hated by other employees that fix their mistakes.
-ex. That stupid ticketeer stole all my emails before I could answer them.
-ex. 3 ticketeers asked a customer if they were connected to the internet, as they were emailing them!
-ex. The ticketeer answered one call all day.
-ex. Ticketeers have a habit of changing the subject so the customer forgets about their problem.
by skoo skaa skoo August 11, 2013
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Shit ticketing

When done using a public toilet you unroll enough toilet paper to wipe without ripping the entire sheet. Then roll all of the shitty paper into a ball and stuff it back into the dispenser, ready for the next person.
I was using a public toilet, as I reached in to get some toilet paper I found the end. And got a hand full of shit paper. Henderson shit ticketing.
by Tapsize June 03, 2018
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