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morning stab

The act of reengaging in sexual intercourse specific to penetration with a woman the morning after an initial primary engagement. This act affirms to both parties that the act the night before was not simply a drunken mistake.
"When you got up in the morning did you get the morning stab in before she left?"
by Hooter McGiverton June 27, 2014
mugGet the morning stabmug.

Gd Morn

Slang term for good morning on S and S farms in Reydell, Arkansas.
Tugs told Ricky gd morn when he showed up for work.
by Truck 1 November 17, 2020
mugGet the Gd Mornmug.

Morning pussy

Pussy that been marinating in cum all night. Too dangerous to fuck.
Man I really want that morning pussy it’s been marinating all night.
by Thesecowsbehellathicc March 30, 2019
mugGet the Morning pussymug.

morning pudding

I wake up and eat that morning pudding
by defdictd May 13, 2015
mugGet the morning puddingmug.

Morning Clumsiness

The trouble with making the first pot of coffee in the morning before you've had that first cup of coffee to steady your nerves.
Dude, I spilled old coffee grounds all over the place due to morning clumsiness.
by Zarathud December 10, 2010
mugGet the Morning Clumsinessmug.

Morning dew

The equivalent of morning wood, only for girls. Wetness in the morning caused by horniness.
Dude, she had serious morning dew.
by jsabo November 22, 2009
mugGet the Morning dewmug.

amish morning

you will need a tubesock a box of wood screws and a passed out person. fill the tube sock with the screws and start swinging it at the passed out person.
I found my wife in my bed with another man, so i gave them both a amish morning.
by CAPTIAN HERO January 14, 2008
mugGet the amish morningmug.

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