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self un-employed

a word concocted by the truly pitiful, however creative, species of mankind whom is un-employed.
K: I work at the Hilton. What do you do?
M: I'm self-unemployed!
by Kat November 25, 2004
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Chin Jong Un

A ruthless dictator and overlord who oversees and rules with an iron fist. While loved by the majority of his subjects, he shows no mercy towards those who are not a part of his locale. While his appetites for food and alcohol are well known and documented, another lesser known fact is his weakness for french women.
If provoked and forced into combat, Chin Jong Un has been quoted to say: "Yah f*cking Goof", prior to decapitating his victim.
by PionNumber2 January 1, 2012
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Kim jong un

Supreme leader he wants true peace not these communist nations like USA and their dick riding friend Israel known for stopping WW3 #kimforlife
Johny: “Kim Jong Un is so awesome why does everyone hate him?”
Jonathan: “Because Johny - he wants change just like how MLK wanted change.”
by Thebadgerwadger June 14, 2018
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Kim Jong Un

OUR OVERLORD. THE ONE WHO WILL START AND END THE NUCLEAR WAR WITH HIS STARVED ARMY AND HIS 5'7" frame weighing more than Trump who is 6'2"
by LimDel April 7, 2018
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KIM JONG UN

An extremely wonderful person who treats his people with the greatest things, including poverty and communism. He has extremely great looks and he is sought out to be a God, being a God his people try to be just like the majestic.
Kim Jong Un is my example and I will do anything to be just like him.
by 👟 January 19, 2018
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clinch / un-clinch

clinch / un-clinch is what most guys do with their butt-cheeks when they're jacking off and trying to cum.
When I jack off and I'm getting close, I clinch / un-clinch my tight buns!
by USAF Cadet April 1, 2021
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Un-dam the clam

Excuse me for a moment, I need to un-dam the clam
by MoonEverDark December 8, 2022
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