Person that's doomed to attend university for next 4-6 years, also has been doomed to experience pain, suffering, sadness, depression, laziness, helplessness, loneliness, tiredness all at the same time(list is not full). After person becomes a student, he starts to miss childhood. Facts about that species: they sleep 2-4 hours a day, their digestive system has adapted to energy drinks and junk food like cow is adapted to grass, it's their only meals.
But there's 2nd type of that species that has nothing in common, it's Student with girl- boyfriend.
But there's 2nd type of that species that has nothing in common, it's Student with girl- boyfriend.
- Congratulations, you become a student!
- I don't think it's the thing, I want to be congratulated with.
- I don't think it's the thing, I want to be congratulated with.
by Student4 February 07, 2021
person 1: bruh how do you not know how to pay ur taxes
school slave (student): school didn't teach me how to
school slave (student): school didn't teach me how to
by maybe i'm retarded February 02, 2021
Hym "Obviously. Students don't have to pay. But the rest of you better run them wallets... I didn't masterbate yet... If you were wondering. That's not what I've been doing... I will though... Eventually... Still alive too..."
by Hym Iam July 06, 2024
A bunch of trash talking kids. Whom only get opportunities and succeed if they are dickheads and dress like dumpsters. The students are narrow-minded and refuse to accept different or any ideas because they cannot form their own. Hoosac Valley is definition torture and the students faces are even worse. PS: They are trash at sports.
Jan: “Oh you’re a Hoosac Valley Student, I didn’t know you were a dumpster fire.”
Fred: “Of course that’s how I got in!”
Fred: “Of course that’s how I got in!”
by NotSoTrashy October 21, 2021
Characterised in superficially sophisticated actions and attitudes evident in the way in which student acts or conducts oneself, particularly in social settings, mid day and early evening pursuits. Such, thereby envisioning themselves as evolved and trendy but making a point, particularly via dumping of film photos on instagram, of attempting to appear classier than their fellow Undergraduate Students wether actually doing a Masters or not. Typically exhibited by non-STEM students with an abundance of time on their hands.
Ben: Did you see Adam's Instagram post the other day? He was wearing a Tote Bag and vintage corduroy trousers in Hyndland to a Non-profit open Mic Night. He had one of those expensive IPA's too!
Ewan: That is pure Masters Student behaviour.
Ewan: That is pure Masters Student behaviour.
by bawthecat July 17, 2023
When a teacher gives a student a bad grade for reasons outside of academics, such as political views.
Derived from Bitch Slap.
Because teachers cannot bitch slap, they student slap.
Derived from Bitch Slap.
Because teachers cannot bitch slap, they student slap.
by RainbowEscapist September 06, 2017
by Kappafrmdatre July 02, 2023