spider piss

when a close couple looks into each others eyes and embraces while pissing. The woman sits down on the toliet regular while the man sits on her lap facing her with his penis inserted between her legs. Both people release together and the the sharing of this private plesurful experience is supposed to be intimate and ultimatly bring the two closer together.

My wife and I never really connected mentally until a friend recomended that we try the spider piss.

by Kurtastraphy January 28, 2007

spider dancing

The coolest dance move invented by the coolest people.
Used mainly when needing to pee or when you're at the height of coolness

Rachel and Ruth are spider dancing around the table flailing their arms and legs in the air.

by Hedmund August 4, 2008

Trouser Spider

a skid mark in your pants. usually common on those who wear no underwear. a greasy fart that squirts into the pants.

After a greasy fart, Otto rushed to the bathroom, pulled down his pants, and to his surprise had fouled himself. The distinct markings of a trouser spider could be seen in the seat of his britches.

by malibulivin May 18, 2012

Spider drop

When one is upon another person's shoulders doin the Spider-Man pose taking a dump cascading down the person's back all while balancing still holding the pose. Most effective when its diarrhea.

Oi Razzle dazzle what's Gibo doin on Blake's shoulders again oh his rockin' another Spider drop on him check the waterfall down Blake's back bro.

by Spider dropped it like it's 79 July 14, 2021

eating the spider

to give in to peer pressure, especially doing something unwise because of it

Person 1: do it
Person 2: I don’t want to
Person 3: come on
Person 2: alright fine

Person 2 is eating the spider

by willdeez14 August 12, 2022

Rectal Spider

Once you've "finished" on the vaginal crease. The cum runs down your legs/thighs, and feels like a bug crawling down you.

I'm getting Rectal Spiders! OH JESUS

by Kung Pao Dickin' April 18, 2015

Green Spider

He comes from Chernobyl and lives inside Mrs. Hobble, if he were to bite you, your life might go wobble

hey jimjam be carful if that green spider, if you get bitten you could die

by mmmmmmmmilk April 23, 2020