alaskan ski pole

When a girl (or guy) takes a nice solid shit, puts it in the freezer, and then once frozen, uses it as a dildo.

Dude, i heard Jessica made an alaskan ski pole and used it on Laura last night.

by Sean Payton May 13, 2008

unicorn ski jacket

another gay sexual position

"What's this one?"
"A Frog in a unicorn ski jacket."
"Oooh."

by fuckthatha January 12, 2014

Unload the jet skis

To poop on the beach by the treeline.

I have to unload the jet skis on that picnic table by that vacationing family.

by godnus May 04, 2009

qui-ski-diski

a dick or penis

you can suck my qui-ski-diski!

you want some qui-ski-diski?

by qui-ski-diski guy September 27, 2009

ski lift dome

getting head on a ski lift at a mountain, usually done when dark and in wooded areas

Bob:"wanna give me some ski lift dome on the way up the mtn"
Jill:"whats that"
Bob:"u giving me head going up the mountain"
Jill"yeah sure"

So bob got his dick sucked going up the chair lift

by Will152 November 29, 2007

Franconia Ski Club

Sick ski racing program at Cannon Mountain in Franconia, NH. Has some great skiers, and gets top results every year. Trains with Holderness School.

Lets go train slalom on Gary's with Franconia Ski Club. Then we can go hang out in Ernies.

by The Skier April 16, 2007

ski or kayak porn

a term applied to thrill-a-minute ski or kayak flicks. Typically feature young hotshots doing crazy tricks in lots of powder or big whitewater. Most fans of these movies are skiiers or paddlers themselves. Some well known producers include: Ski porn - Warren Miller, Teton gravity research
Kayak porn - Young Gun Productions

I can't wait for the new TGR movie. Nothing like some good ski or kayak porn to start the season out on a good note.

by Mountain freak April 30, 2007