Shat On A Cat

To ruin one self's or another's chance to get pussy.

Guy 1: Dude I didn't end up getting laid last night
Guy 2: Shat on your cat huh?

Guy 1: George shat on a cat at his date.
Girl 1: Damn, he's had blue balls for weeks.

Guy 1: My dad busted into my room when my girlfriend was over and totally shat on my cat.
Guy 2: I feel you bro, my parents make me keep my door open.

by Kiirah May 05, 2018

shat my hoop

When you shit so hard that it is almost as if your anus expands to the size of your earring hoop.

Oh my god, i just absolutely shat my hoop

by Iona A Hall January 18, 2019

Love shat

When you’re so sexually excited, you shit yourself. From the classic B52’s song. “Love shat, baby love shat!”

….My Mrs was so horny the other night, she love shat!

by Matt!1 September 29, 2021

Big ole shat

When somebody takes a really big shit

Kyle: ok you can use the bathroom now

David: god damn Kyle you took a big ole shat

by Bbcblackniggacockbnbblacknigga November 13, 2022

Shat Money

Something of very bad quality or a very bad /unfortunate situation.

Joe: hey billy hows that apple?

Billy: It's shat money yo.

Jon: I can't believe the cops showed up! shat money bro.

by texaspride1 January 10, 2012

Dumb Shat

Someone who is literally dumb therefore Drew and Brooke

That boy is a dumb shat

by Dumb shat May 27, 2018

Shat Hole

It's the maximum possible way to express the greatest human body part, some people like to lick it, other like to play with it and so on, but finally it's designed for shatting

Dis is shat holeisious
Les shat hole

by airbourner July 19, 2019