The price hike people with a penis and bigger stature must endure when shopping for items similar to the female but geared for men therefore more expensive.
Suzy has $100 and wants that hoodie, she'll get it and she'll be stylin'
Wyatt has $100 and wants a similar hoodie in his size and will be wylin' because he can't afford it due to the fact he's been punted in the penis with the pecker premium price.
Wyatt has $100 and wants a similar hoodie in his size and will be wylin' because he can't afford it due to the fact he's been punted in the penis with the pecker premium price.
by Glanced @ the Pants Lance October 25, 2023
Get the pecker premium pricemug. The Pecker in Chief, long before he was the U.S. President, always loved having “access” to so many young and beautiful women he rightfully paid for and his friend David Pecker helped him to at least temporarily bury the extent of his addiction.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2024
Get the Pecker in Chiefmug. The additional piss that falls from your dick when forgetting to shake it off, which usually drips onto the pants of the victim leaving a stain looking like your pecker just druled and for everyone at the party to humiliate you.
"SHIT! i got some pecker drule on my jeans, i guess i'll just wait in the bathroom until that shit dries up, wheres my natty light."
Victim-"Yoo look, i got some pecker drule on my jeans... pleassse don't tell anyone man, that shit is embarrassing!"
Friend-"Heyyyy everyone, look, this little bitch over here forgot to shake his dick( 3 times only, any more shakes and your beating off) and got pecker drule all over himself."
Victim-"You asshole"
Victim-"Yoo look, i got some pecker drule on my jeans... pleassse don't tell anyone man, that shit is embarrassing!"
Friend-"Heyyyy everyone, look, this little bitch over here forgot to shake his dick( 3 times only, any more shakes and your beating off) and got pecker drule all over himself."
Victim-"You asshole"
by Draggggs May 9, 2011
Get the pecker drulemug. by JLDub November 9, 2023
Get the Penguin Peckermug. When a man pulls the extra scrotum skin evenly to both sides of his flaccid penis making a flapping wing motion and making the sounds of a goose.
Tom: I had gave the entire auditorium a goose pecker at yesterdays pep rally.
Eric: Totally awesome bro!
Eric: Totally awesome bro!
by cb4crackwhore August 9, 2022
Get the goose peckermug. Brad and Chad were so committed to dick waving their muscle cars that it was hard to tell who was a bigger Pecker Princess
by Princesshentai January 16, 2019
Get the Pecker Princessmug. Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
Get the crooked peckermug.