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broken pecker

When the little general continually rises to attention and directs you to only the worst women (or men if you're gay) on the planet, while ignoring the ones who would make good life partners.
Check out that psycho bunny he's got this time, he needs to stop taking direction from a broken pecker.
by izzafartsmeller August 17, 2011
mugGet the broken peckermug.

triple decker pecker

When three males have a threesome and they sit ontop of each other at the same time.
"Bro last night i had a triple decker pecker with CJ and Julian."
by Bingslongg January 24, 2020
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Pecker holes

Holes left in a tree by a woodpecker.
As I walked through the forest I couldn't help but notice all of the pecker holes left in the trees.
by Zombiej June 24, 2022
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crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
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beer bellied woodnt pecker

A description of an unsightly woman who no man is attracted to.
Person A: "Hey, look at that beer bellied woodnt pecker!"
Person B: "Uggh! Why did you tell me to look at that?!?"
by mantha6057 January 17, 2009
mugGet the beer bellied woodnt peckermug.

Pecker

1. Noun: A nickname for Gabriel Brown.

2. A walking Google search.

Origin: the bastard son of Kevin Florea.

Synonyms: Pecker head, pecker, peck, Ant Man, fudge, fudge packer.
If you don't have availability to Google, just ask pecker.
by C00lestCucumber April 4, 2024
mugGet the Peckermug.

mini pecker

A penis that isn't very large
Nathan: My friend Horro9cks apparently has a two inch terror.
Olly: Nah I heard it was more a mini pecker
by GangstarRhymes July 7, 2016
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