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unspoken law

a social rule, which everyone knows they should abide by, but some people always break it, that's why its there. Stuff that is not illegal, but is still frowned upon for doing.
Not master bating on a plane is an unspoken law
Same with Cheating on wife of gf
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Hoffman's Law

Temporary solutions tend to become permanent.
Take the time to do it the right way before Hoffman's Law bites us.
by DevOps Dude May 30, 2018
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HyDka’s Law

A player of less intelligence/skill level Is always more likely to win.
Ex:
Player 1: I’m gonna fight this guy

Player 2: OMG WATCH OUT FOR HYDKA’S LAW
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Du's Law

Du's Law state that whenever a product or service goes mainstream, it's quality usually diminishes.
"If it goes mainstream, it goes to shit"
Person1: What the hell man! Why is ('product'/'service') so much crap nowadays?
Person 2: Du's Law my friend…Du's Law
by Diamonds_are_blue October 22, 2019
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Drew's Law

Drew's Law states that you're only allowed to date or hookup with someone within 1 grade level in high school. For example;

Freshman can only hookup with other freshman, or sophomores
Sophomores can only hookup with freshman and juniors
Juniors can only hookup with sophomores and seniors
Seniors can only hookup with juniors or seniors

Exception: If the person was held back a year, then their grade level counts for one above
Drew: Hey did you see that Alanna (a sophomore) hooked up with a senior?

Paxton: She's a sophomore with a senior? That violates Drew's Law, I thought she was with Ben?

Drew: Not anymore
by DrewTheGod October 22, 2018
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Wesselink's Law

The theory that when a maestro of any kind of musical activity says that it is the last time, it shall be repeated an undefined number of times.
Dude, he said we would be done three run throughs ago, I guess that's wesselink's law for you.
by Smashed Marx September 26, 2017
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Jacob's Law

This is a fundamental law of manhood. Jacob's Law is that when referring to ones penis in a jokingly or flirtatious manner, you must portray it as smaller than it actually is. This means you never let a girl down once in the sack.

Originating from the Australian outback at Jacob's Creek hence the name
Matthew: I was chatting to this girl last night and ended up having sex
Ben: ah nice, did you use Jacob's Law?
Matthew: yeah for once a girl was fine with my average sized penis
by ciy June 14, 2020
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