Masturbating with a tube of fresh, ground pork sausage. Provides that incredible skin to skin feel.
Performed first by cutting an end off the sausage tube exposing the moist pink meat. Then, carefully hollowing out a small canal in the middle of the tube and setting this spare meat aside. After that, slide the tube down over the erect, turgid penis and work that throbbing knob by maneuvering the meat tube up and down the shaft vigorously until climax.
As with all raw meats, please practice appropriate food safety.
The sausage, while likely to look like a ragged whore’s pussy when done, may be saved and served for a extra hearty breakfast if desired.
Performed first by cutting an end off the sausage tube exposing the moist pink meat. Then, carefully hollowing out a small canal in the middle of the tube and setting this spare meat aside. After that, slide the tube down over the erect, turgid penis and work that throbbing knob by maneuvering the meat tube up and down the shaft vigorously until climax.
As with all raw meats, please practice appropriate food safety.
The sausage, while likely to look like a ragged whore’s pussy when done, may be saved and served for a extra hearty breakfast if desired.
My pubes were filled with raw sausage after I did the Jimmy Dean fleshlight last night but it was so lifelike I’m going to do it again tonight. The Kroger had it on sale BOGO.
by Dick Onchin December 09, 2020
by Wag wan piffting July 15, 2019
Howard Dean Syndrome, or HDS, usually occurs due to a crushing defeat in a situation that you were previously thought to have won with a landslide victory. HDS involves the subject screaming, shouting and generally acting like a crazy person which scares all nearby people and damages the subjects profile beyond repair.
Named after former presidential candidate and former Vermont governor Howard Dean.
Named after former presidential candidate and former Vermont governor Howard Dean.
"We're going to California, and Texas and New York. Then we're going to Washington D.C to take back the White House!. Yeeeaaaaargh!"
by D.E March 19, 2004
What would even make you want to look this up you absolute degenerate of a human being
This is literally just a funny name
This is literally just a funny name
by AwesomeC08 January 17, 2023
by Football Expert December 06, 2021
Hey guys, I just picked the latest DVD starring Dean Ding-A-Ling called "Dean Dong." Just take a look at the back cover of this thang. DAYUM!
by Bobby Sox May 14, 2005
Morning show of 102.1 The Edge in Toronto, Canada. Most popular morning show in the GTA.
Featuring Dean Blundell, Todd Shapiro and Jason Barr, talking about pooping, fart jokes, the female anatomy, and their opinions of what's going on in the city.
With ussual guests: Psychic 'Sticky" Nicky, Lesbian Lu, Dr. Sex, The Goat, Meatus the stupid idiot, and Asian corespondent Qi Min Sheng.
A morning show so funny it has caused car crashes. Tune in from 5:30am to 10:00am weekdays, download their podcast on Itunes or listen online.
Featuring Dean Blundell, Todd Shapiro and Jason Barr, talking about pooping, fart jokes, the female anatomy, and their opinions of what's going on in the city.
With ussual guests: Psychic 'Sticky" Nicky, Lesbian Lu, Dr. Sex, The Goat, Meatus the stupid idiot, and Asian corespondent Qi Min Sheng.
A morning show so funny it has caused car crashes. Tune in from 5:30am to 10:00am weekdays, download their podcast on Itunes or listen online.
Guy 1: I was listening to the Dean Blundell Show this morning and I started laughing so hard I almost hit the guard rail.
Guy 2 : Ya me too, Wha Happen was amazing today.
Guy 2 : Ya me too, Wha Happen was amazing today.
by DBS Fan July 25, 2010