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US vs. Crackhead

An ill advised and unsuccessful attempt to challenge an established (though perhaps blatantly unconstitutional) law with a case that is destined to lose, characteristically featuring a less than ideal (Guilty, for starters!) client who is usually already found guilty of something. Also refers to the bad case law resulting from that attempt, often long lasting.

A visible historical example is US v. Miller, 1939.
"We wanted the question answered in a good case on behalf of law-abiding, decent people instead of the usual way that Second Amendment cases had gone up through the court in cases like US vs. crackhead, US vs. bank robber." -- Alan Gura
by Yellowfin2 October 2, 2009
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Crackhead

(Verb) using your cut up micro usb cable when your battery isn’t working
Person 1: hey man, my batt isn’t working

Person 2: it’s alright we’ll crackhead it
by Ella Kezys December 22, 2022
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crackhead picnic

A gathering of the finest crackheads. Typically involving lots of cigs, alcohol (typically 40s), and of course, crack. These picnics have been known to take place outside of churches, in bushes, or on roofs. There is no food at a crackhead picnic! Only vices...
My life is full of crackhead picnics. College taught me how to manage my crackhead picnic.
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crackheading up

when you fill someone with crackhead energy, similar to hyping someone up
Jenna is crackheading up Colin right now with her energy.
by silverkitten June 22, 2020
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Crackhead

omfg look at dat crackhead. he rlly think he all that lmfao.
by hoeahhbitch November 26, 2018
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crackhead energy

Have you hung out with Portia alone? Dude, she may seem cool and professional around groups of people, but she's crazy, she has such crackhead energy.
by polyglot-wannabe April 26, 2020
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reversed crackhead

When you act sober when you are t'd, but act more normal when you aren't t'd
nina piazza is a reversed crackhead
by billy bob dunkin December 8, 2019
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