A person who is a narcissistic, big headed, asshole. Doesn't care about anyone but himself. Only does nice things as long as it benefits him. AND has a small dick.
by phuckyew December 21, 2016
Get the Brandonmug. 
Brandon is nice and a good dude. Only because he likes you. He will have your back until he likes you. After he is done crushing on you. You will not mean anything to him. Brandon is a big jerk. he is only there for some kind of a reason, not because he is your good friend. but don't worry, not all Brandon's are jerks. Try your luck too, you will find a true Brandon who will be better than this Brandon.
by Lauren77 May 15, 2018
Get the brandonmug. 
Beandon is the definition of a rodent like emasculated creature with hideous body odor, missing teeth and third stage syphillis like symptoms of dementia. Usually missing a Male gonad which explains inability to man up. Needs constant financial support and will not take responsibility for children he sired, not many rodent species do though.
by Cactusjackpaulwillbeback January 9, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. 
by Brandon Cart Urban November 28, 2016
Get the Brandonmug.