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Alien’s Brain

The practice of improving a microwave by creating a concoction in a large coffee jar of a few large turds; take a shit in the jar or scoop it in, the former is better than the latter as it doesn’t leave scoop marks. Then fill the jar with piss (you may need more than one person here unless you have a full bladder).

Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.

Add to an enemy’s microwave, put on full power and walk away.

The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.

Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.
That landlord didn’t give me my deposit back so I popped an alien’s brain in the microwave and bid him a good day.
by Rigobert Song July 29, 2023
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Alien

by NormalBlackGuy January 4, 2019
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alien

(politically incorrect after Arizona Bill S-1070):

1) synonym for extraterrestrial. 2) (from the Latin alienus, meaning stranger): simply, with no political connotations attached, a 'stranger'. 3) an offensive term for an illegal immigrant to the United States, regardless of ethnic background or country of origin.
the Latin term 'alienus', meaning 'stranger' in English, didn't only give us the noun 'alien', but also the verb 'to alienate', and the

adjective 'alienated' (usually followed by from).
by Sexydimma June 8, 2013
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Alien godess

Ricki simonds the queen of all you can see. Hoebags.
by Goselighting May 23, 2024
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ian the alien

Ian the alien is an alien from outer space. He has been spotted multiple times dancing to the reese's puffs rap. Sadly Ian has severe bone cancer wich has resulted in him getting osteoporosis and crippling depression
Did you see "Ian the Alien" yesterday?!
Yea dude! He was dancing to that weird reese's puffs rap!
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Alien

1. Weird mother fucking things from outer space that try and lay eggs inside of you so they can form more aliens that rip your stomach open and come out so they can lay more motherfucking eggs and kill a bunch of people. They are shiny and black with no eyes, 2 mouths, a bunch of fucking teeth, weird spindly things coming out of their back. When you see one fucking run bitch!

2. The movie
HOLY SHIT! THERE’S A FUCKING ALIEN!”
Alien: HIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS *other alien noises*
by Unladylike Bitches May 18, 2021
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