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Typo Stroke

Misspelling a number of words while typing and not realizing it immediately.
John: So I tuld yo abut whee I am ging tomrrow, okau?

Mad Max: What? Did you just have a typo stroke?
by Romrom June 14, 2012
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stroke the lizard

Jamaican phrase for smoking a joint.
Hey man let's go stroke the lizard at the park
by Nosferatu! June 22, 2009
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Penguin Stroke

Prostitute masterbates you with your pants down, just as your going to ejaculate she walks off... resulting in you chasing her whilst your pants are down... she has given you the Penguin Stroke
by kermit999 October 24, 2009
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stroke delay

When engaged in a threesome this is the time delay after one female's maturbation of the male penis ends and the other begins.
"They were both on their knees taking turns pumping my cock. When one would finish to give the other a turn, the stroke delay seemed like eternity."

"The stroke delay between two partners often feels cold without the friction of an active hand."
by elementism November 20, 2009
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Wanker Stroke

As someone finishes masturbating and ejaculates into their hands, they clap to make both hands sticky with Semen. Then they continue to stroke their penis with there sticky semen hands.
by Wanker Stroke February 26, 2017
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DRAMA STROKE

AN DRAMATIC ACTION THROWN BY MOSTLY BLACK WOMEN IN ORDER TO MAKE A SCENE WHEN THINGS DON'T GO THE WAY THEY THINK IT SHOULD.
DeShone's mother had a drama stroke upon receiving the news that he didn't make it on American Idol.
by jack sprat 1966 July 31, 2012
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Lazy stroke

When a male is having sexual intercourse and is too late in pulling out before ejaculation.
I was smashin' this chick the other day and I caught a lazy stroke. My pullout game is getting weak.
by DSkeet June 16, 2019
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