A person that is a douchbag concerning the topic of weed.
They will aggressively push pot onto others, mock those that do not use weed (even those that respectfully decline without judgment) and consider it a magical cure-all for everything(which they will never cease talking about). They constantly extol the virtues of pot and the benefits of legalization primarily because they want to get high anytime they want, caring very little of any of the benefits weed has except for getting them.
They will also claim they function better on pot, even though it actually makes unmotivated and neglect everything around them.
They will aggressively push pot onto others, mock those that do not use weed (even those that respectfully decline without judgment) and consider it a magical cure-all for everything(which they will never cease talking about). They constantly extol the virtues of pot and the benefits of legalization primarily because they want to get high anytime they want, caring very little of any of the benefits weed has except for getting them.
They will also claim they function better on pot, even though it actually makes unmotivated and neglect everything around them.
I hate hanging out with keith, all he ever does is get high and talk about weed. I don't care that he likes to smoke, but he constantly tries to get me to smoke even when I say no. He is such a stoner douchebag!
by mazeltovcocktail May 5, 2019

The stoner's eyelash is something a person may get after smoking marijuana or other substances from a bowl. When the face is too close to the bowl and the lighter starts to drift towards the face, causing the tips of the eyelashes to change color and become bristly.
Dude I was so high that I just drifted into the lighter and now my eyelash is all brown and crispy.
I hate Stoner's Eyelash
I hate Stoner's Eyelash
by ebrown326 May 7, 2011

by Authentic_Ginger April 20, 2011

a stoner burger is a mcdonald's double cheeseburger with the innards of a hot and spicy mcchicken inside it. don't use the buns from the mcchicken... it makes it too bready.
by miyukichan September 27, 2009

Stoner music that is fun to listen to under the influence of marijuana. Stoner music covers everything, not just stoner rock. Because of the subculture-association with cannibus, hip-hop, metal, reggae, and a few other notable genres can fall under the unbrella. Some essential stoner albums over the years include:
Pink Floyd-Dark Side of the Moon
Tool-Aenima
Alice in Chains-Dirt
Jimi Hendrix-Are You Experienced?
Bob Marley-Legend
The Beatles-The White Album
Nine Inch Nails-The Downward Spiral
Frank Zappa-Apostrophe(')
The Grateful Dead-Fallout from the Phil Zone
Pink Floyd-Dark Side of the Moon
Tool-Aenima
Alice in Chains-Dirt
Jimi Hendrix-Are You Experienced?
Bob Marley-Legend
The Beatles-The White Album
Nine Inch Nails-The Downward Spiral
Frank Zappa-Apostrophe(')
The Grateful Dead-Fallout from the Phil Zone
Jenni thought that Queens of the Stone Age sucked, but she was just sobered up and needed some stoner music. After a few bowls, she was at the record pickin' all their shit up!
by David Bates October 1, 2006

also known as stoner etiquette
a list of commandments in place with people that smoke with others. These commandments are manadatory and the consequences = losing your turn, dealing with cottonmouth until other handlings and possibly getting last on the next bowl.
Rules are as followed:
1. If someone if paying for the weed, it is mandatory for them to get first hit. They must also pack the bowl unless the party informed someone else and got another to do it for them.
2. When passing the bowl/blunt, the person whom owns the pipe/rolled the joint will get second hit. No buts.
3.Don't bogart the weed! It's for the group to share.
4. When rolling a joint, don't fucking nigger lip it! It's disgusting and closing the opening.
5. When cashed, if you don't own the pipe, don't resin hit it. It's not your resin to hit!
6. Don't pass a cashed bowl or a semi-cashed bowl without telling the next person of the status.
7. When smoking a fresh bowl after the initial one, you must flip the rotation. 1st: To the left. Next: to the right. It's only fair.
8. Always share any food or drink you have with the rest of the gang, cotton mouth is no fun.
9. After being smoked out by fellow acquaintance, you must in return, smoke them out. It's wonderful karma.
10. Don't ever fucking complain about the weed. Don't like it don't smoke it!
a list of commandments in place with people that smoke with others. These commandments are manadatory and the consequences = losing your turn, dealing with cottonmouth until other handlings and possibly getting last on the next bowl.
Rules are as followed:
1. If someone if paying for the weed, it is mandatory for them to get first hit. They must also pack the bowl unless the party informed someone else and got another to do it for them.
2. When passing the bowl/blunt, the person whom owns the pipe/rolled the joint will get second hit. No buts.
3.Don't bogart the weed! It's for the group to share.
4. When rolling a joint, don't fucking nigger lip it! It's disgusting and closing the opening.
5. When cashed, if you don't own the pipe, don't resin hit it. It's not your resin to hit!
6. Don't pass a cashed bowl or a semi-cashed bowl without telling the next person of the status.
7. When smoking a fresh bowl after the initial one, you must flip the rotation. 1st: To the left. Next: to the right. It's only fair.
8. Always share any food or drink you have with the rest of the gang, cotton mouth is no fun.
9. After being smoked out by fellow acquaintance, you must in return, smoke them out. It's wonderful karma.
10. Don't ever fucking complain about the weed. Don't like it don't smoke it!
V: Okay, who nigger-lipped it?
M: Brittney...
B: No...it was like that when I got it.
V: Chenoa! That's rule #4!
C: What rule?
M: The stoner rules. duh!
M: Brittney...
B: No...it was like that when I got it.
V: Chenoa! That's rule #4!
C: What rule?
M: The stoner rules. duh!
by Brittney Sade January 21, 2009

The very generous deeds a stoner/pothead does before the occasional toke of marijuana(Cannabis/Sativa) to feel less guilty(if at all) of using this illegal substance.
Hernando:Yo Kian do you wanna go get super fuckin blazed?
Kian:Yea, let me go wash the dishes first.
Hernando:Oh right, cant toke without them stoner deeds!
Kian:Yea, let me go wash the dishes first.
Hernando:Oh right, cant toke without them stoner deeds!
by The Zanthercat December 20, 2008
